Re: Becca

Greys are like, natural hair tinsel and they're so pretty 😭😭

The other day I saw a video of someone with the same hair color as me pointing out her greys which is exciting bc now I know what they'll look like and also sad bc it means I don't have any

Its 2 weeks til a collaborative family holiday which means I change from the passive-aggressive eldest sister in charge of keeping plans organized to the aggressive-aggressive eldest sister demanding to know who will make the deviled eggs (I'm already making 4 dishes)

Whose* jfc

I'm convinced the universe knows when I've awe'd at too much cutesy dating stuff and immediately hands some heinous story on the internets 🤢🤢 wdym there's a dude out there who's move is licking armpits 🤮🤮🤮

It must suck being wicked, I love rest

I literally put off haircuts til it becomes near impossible to manage my hair bc the appearance focused small talk fills me with sm dread 😭

God forbid a couch potato breaks routine (i did a lil yoga and my cat got mad and came all the way down her cat tree to yowl in my face then bite me while the other cat had the zoomies underfoot)

My mom called the farmland I grew up on "ugly" while I was a kid and I took it personally. I was a kid who talked to the trees and explored creeks and imagined adventures on every inch of that farm. Very anne of green gables coded tbh.

can't believe Salvador Dalí left all those clocks out in the sun like that smdh

i am not against machine-learning technologies as such, but i will always be opposed to the use of such technologies to generate simulations of the products of human thought and creativity. i will never willingly interact with a counterfeit human.

I use "goodness gracious" in way thats a more polite jfc/wtf and every time it reminds me of a coworker who passed last year who would always say "[whatever situation] really isn't good *or* gracious"

I guess friendly reminder needed that November exists and under no circumstances is it Christmas yet

Wait you’re telling me that if I go to bed two hours earlier without revenge bedtime procrastination I’ll wake up feeling amazing?? Sounds fake

Someone needs to study the impact of listening to mid/late 2000s soft rock daily during hour long bus rides to elementary/middle school bc I fear some of the lyrics became core beliefs

I have a rage that only a family member can bring out in me 🤪

My dread for daylight savings is now melancholy at waking up to a fully risen sun 😖

The need to become the bottom layer in a blanket lasagna in cold weather

Idk if my awe at skyscrapers will ever dim tbh. I could spend hours just staring and absorbing all the little details.

a man covering his face with his hands with the words no way written on his face Alt: a man covering his face with his hands with the words no way written on his face

(Why did you not have bags?)

Gotta find a replacement for the calm that seeing the light filtering through the trees gives me ig

Golden hour has been perfectly timed with driving home for the last several weeks and now I'll just be driving home in the dark 🤕

Just know that at every minute of every day, I am beefing with my FSA account charge approval people

computer pseudoscience

remember when computers did what you told them to

When you snap back from your daydream and it feels like it should be 4pm but its only 2 pm 😭

My day started by accidentally getting sunscreen in my eyes so ig no sunglasses needed today 😵‍💫

A hand holding a bead embroidery with a tiny sword, flail, spikes and other various beads. The text reads "this email could have been a duel | fight me"

En garde 🤺

#embroidery

the more i hear about ai the more I wanna go out pick up a rock grind up pigments and draw little horses on the walls of a cavern

I think I need to sit in the sun about it