Moony™️

damn it’s strict as FUCK in here

How am I suppose to explain to white ppl I eat mangos with the peel like an apple

HOE IF U DONT JUST TEXT ME

Moral of the story:

If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you.

If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.

I love kissing so much. I moan into the kiss actually

Taking relationship advice from yo single friend gone have you single everytime 🤣🤣🤣

I think it’s so funny watching stores pretend Black Friday is what it used to be. Walking up and seeing all the promo stuff and “Line starts Here” but there’s no line😂😂

Well u know what they say

RESPECT US

ITS THE HOUSE OF THE AMBITIOUS

Why r they going back and forth with you 😭😭😭

That’s all you!!

I had to grow into this nose pls 😭

Thank you!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WIFE ANYONE COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR @countmoony.bsky.social 💛 I can’t wait to love you throughout all of time and for an eternity jaanu, and I can’t wait to experience all of the beauty of life with you my soul, happy birthday baby 🥺

I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH BABY

I was sincerely worried when I saw no one got it😩😩

I’ll block u

No just regular old glasses

Different ones ..

NOOOO WHAT HAVE U DONE

On GOD

IM FREE

Loki 👺

Just say u hate women

There’s none !

It HATES me. I be outside in bright sunshine and I gotta take em off

YOU SHUSH

They SHOULD’VE called this skynet but they not as funny as me