Bowen The Sheep

Because it was too delicious and you swallowed it. Now you're spending several hundred dollars a week on more to eat.

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

True.

All I can think of right now is first-gen AIBO

The image is of a comic titled "Winter." Panel one depicts monarch butterflies flying. They say, "We take a long journey south." Panel two depicts a bear hibernating underground. It says, "I fall into a deep, impenetrable sleep." Panel three depicts a squirrel holding an acorn, with other nuts scattered around it. Off camera, someone asks, "How do YOU survive?" Panel four depicts the squirrel having grown enormously round after having eaten all the nuts.

Why give it a head at all? If it doesn't need a face you could design it as a headless torso

If I lived there it would smell a hell of a lot worse.

Some reason I ignore people trying to do whataboutism along the lines of "why aren't you protesting the genocide in [sub-Saharan African country]"

Because I'm not literally having my hard earned money going to funding the tools facilitating those genocides.

This is the loudest I have ever heard it put correctly

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Tf u doin ho?

Oh Fuck that's awful

I blame society

Poor baby had the scream extracted

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

Oh that's just so... Reddit.

Turboo Verkill

Tell them they can keep it.

"It sure can be kept down"

You invented the stuff the Simpsons used to eat for dinner in the early seasons

The sedatives wore off hours ago she's just milking it

a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in a dark room . ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in a dark room .

The toddler you're trying to reassure that you're friendly and won't eat them

High as a fucking kite

Oh no they surgically removed her catalytic converter

She running a straight pipe now

Which one was that?

Important question: did the drugs make her more or less scream?

Stirren

Her new name is teakettle

I'd argue they still do, if the big brother house is any indication