You are a murderer.
28.02.2026 17:49 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You are a murderer.
28.02.2026 17:49 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0MAJOR return to form
01.03.2026 09:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I made a music video
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Do... Do you have belly nip tattoos?
01.03.2026 09:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Because cat.
01.03.2026 09:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ngl kinda wanna hang out with em
01.03.2026 09:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me pawing at the screen sadly, knowing I'll never be able to bury my face in that soft tummy
01.03.2026 09:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And in this online space where friends might be scattered across the globe, or unavailable to be around, or just plain don't consider you unless you're constantly in their immediate view... Being alone is much easier to obtain than being in a crowd.
01.03.2026 09:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I see a lot of empathy for introverts amongst furries, and I get it.
But please, PLEASE also check in on your extrovert friends. Introverts recharge by taking time to be alone, but extroverts recharge by being amongst people they love.
The escalating stages of my love language are as follows:
1. Shitposting in your replies
2. Shitposting in DMs
3. Shitposting via mail
4. Shitposting face-to-face irl.
You all have been warned.
Oh my goodness. Thank you โค๏ธ
01.03.2026 08:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THAT'S RIGHT NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND READ THESE POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS.
01.03.2026 05:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No no spiralling only tight hugs until you calm
01.03.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I doโt care how โwokeโ Anthropic gets. I will never side with AI
01.03.2026 01:23 โ ๐ 158 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Underwhelming blowjob.
01.03.2026 02:28 โ ๐ 91 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Mr. Windychu appears to be a well tanned man of a certain age spending time in a South East Asian country.
The implications don't bear considering.
bsky.app/profile/bowe...
01.03.2026 02:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When you bully this account , this is who you're bullying. ( The guy in the wolverine class mind you XD. That's right. I have a cane machete , and i'm threatening wolverine.)
01.03.2026 02:12 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Oh no you're awake and ready to go?
01.03.2026 02:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The soulless unblinking eyes of a seasoned pyromaniac.
01.03.2026 02:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apple juice works equally well! That'll melt you from the inside out if you drink enough of it quickly
01.03.2026 01:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But the gawddamn gym, you lazy organs!
01.03.2026 01:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Not processed lactose, that's for damn sure.
01.03.2026 01:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sticker design portraying an anthro marten with the text "Trans Rights!" around her, and lots of blue, pink and white hearts.
Existing is resisting! ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
28.02.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 1508 ๐ 510 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1You should punch your intestines. Show them who's in charge around here.
01.03.2026 01:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0