Where’s the beef?
26.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@unclecanuck.bsky.social
If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.
Carney 2
Cheeto 0
Any questions?
We all win in a country committed to equality, diversity, fair play and friendly competition.
We agree with your sentiments. Kash Paywall is a discredit to the office.
23.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations to Team USA for a huge victory in the Gold Medal Hockey Game. Now it’s time for all North Americans (our Mexican friends included) to join forces and defeat tyranny, fascism, and oppression. If you’re still committed to truth, justice, and the American Way, we are on your side. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇲🇽
22.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The world’s two greatest hockey nations 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 are competing for a gold medal today. The spirit of the Olympic Games speaks to the best aspects of humanity. We will proudly rejoin our American friends in our mutual fight for freedom and democracy after the game by going “Elbows Up” to defeat fascism!
22.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pepe’s divisive rhetoric has been diffused by the quiet and decisive leadership of a better man. Step down Poilievre. Your squeaky nasal intonations of doom are waiting in your personal echo chamber. And another thing: the Cheeto won’t save your Maple MAGA posterior as his Kangaroo Court has awoken.
21.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear America.
Please leave the rest of us alone while you clean up your own house. Civil War is a bad look upon you and you can’t hide from the truth.
Respectfully,
Your fellow humans.
Dear Americans,
We are respectfully staying as far away as we can from your divided country until the current state of affairs plaguing your fragile democracy is brought to a peaceful resolution. Until then, we will travel elsewhere and do business with the rest of the world. Sincerely, Canada. 🇨🇦
We need to hit Cheeto exactly where it hurts: in his ego and the coffers padded by graft and corruption. It’s time for the soccer folks to take the ball and go elsewhere. We excluded Russia from many international sporting events. The orange menace has earned the same fate for his transgressions.
24.01.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world needs more Canada. 🇨🇦 We can realign the world and collectively defeat fascism. It’s been done before.
Please join us in building a kinder, gentler, interconnected world that is designed by all of us for everyone to live sustainably and harmoniously in peace for our collective benefits.
The world needs more Canada.🇨🇦 Never 51
23.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“God damn them all.”
08.01.2026 13:35 — 👍 23353 🔁 7734 💬 651 📌 418Has Bell Media sold out to the Cheeto? Asking for 40 million Canadians who are watching out for complicit country folks in light of the hemispheric cultural imperialism of the MAGA maniacs. The folks on CTV are throwing the orange menace a few too many softballs on Canadian airwaves these days.
08.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.
The extent to which supine Republicans are going to wreck a country, for the sole reason of protecting a pedophile.
Not only a pedophile, but a racist, misogynist and weapons great narcissist.
On top of all these flaws, he’s really really dumb.
Nate White said this…
Has WW3 started?
Asking for fragile democracies and resource laden nations everywhere.
Sadly I am inclined to agree. When do you think they will make their move on Canada?
07.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s no coincidence that the ICE show is rolling out their special brand of mayhem all over Democratic cities. Can the Cheeto wage a civil war concurrent to his foreign expansion agenda? This is all designed to distract from the failure to deliver on the Epstein files. The truth is out there.
07.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This seems about right, from a timing perspective. How long did it take for Europe to fall under the jackboots of fascism in WWII? The Cheeto is rewriting history while democracy is failing in the New World. Manifest Destiny is scripting one massive American empire and Europeans await their fate.
06.01.2026 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's be absolutely clear America is an oil company with an army . ~ George Carlin
Let's be absolutely clear.
America is an oil company with an army.
~ George Carlin
Paranoia will destroy ya.
05.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Lock them up.
Every last one.
Then pull the broadcast licenses from the likes of Faux News if your intention is to rebuild democracy.
Given the collective efforts of 400 lawyers, there are a lot of powerful folks needing protection it would seem. Who protects the innocents when the powerful have no moral compass? It’s become obvious to all parties concerned that there is more than enough dirt to bury the Cheeto, hence the delay.
02.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Happy New Year to all.
01.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
31.12.2025 19:31 — 👍 11 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1The multilayered corruption in Amerikkka is wearisome to those of us who see through this foul miasma of lies and deception. We haven’t lost hope that one day the truth will set us free.
28.12.2025 16:13 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The wretched cretin Miller likely gave the two crooners a pass on his ethnic cleansing scorecard as they were from European (albeit Southern) and Christian origins.
28.12.2025 03:25 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The Cheeto is deranged.
Satan will call him home soon enough.
We Canadians have a long history of speaking truth to power through the vehicle of our iconic public broadcaster that keeps us well informed. Consequently, we aren’t easily manipulated and we don’t run scared. Those misguided Canadians who align with Cheeto’s policies fully intend to defund the CBC.
26.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0