Jon Hegglund

not denying their influence in this moment, but as someone who lives in Moscow it's funny how Christ Church can't even come close to winning a city council seat

jesus christ is this article just plagiarizing from jonah keri's shitty MBA-fellating book about the rays?

oh no the mariners have that ~feeling~ don't they

(pre-emptively feeling bad for when they crush the spirit of my seattle friends)

james!

yeah that's probably an oversimplification. sadly.

every *white* athlete, for sure

this gets at something that's been gnawing at me, that working on and through something with your own mind, hands, and heart will not just be ignored and neglected but will be mocked and stigmatized. it many spaces it already is

waaah, I'm blacked out from the only team worth watching here (Mariners)

whatever the Brewers found and unlocked in Andrew Vaughn is pretty incredible and happened instantly

2025 CHW: 193 PA, .532 OPS, 3.6 BB%, 22.3 K%, 42 wRC+

2025 MIL: 90 PA, 1.145 OPS, 11.1 BB%, 13.3 K%, 215 wRC+

novemberish

a november-adjacent month

I will be done with *a good paragraph* by november

even though the strike zone is a rectangle I'm sympathetic to umps calling it in a slightly oval shape. the pitch an inch above the zone in the middle is more hittable than the pitch at the same height on one of the corners

fucking christ

wife is asking why I am stifling laughter during a Very Serious moment of Hunting Wives

if I said to you "AI rap video of swaggy Will Stancil" how long would it take for you to call 911 on my behalf

good list to be on

drop the list Mike

it's giving dylan cease

I haven't crunched the numbers but today's game was essentially the best-case microcosm of that

San Diego is surprisingly chill for CA, and the food is amazing

nah, you're good

feel fortunate that my son is not typically a surly grumpy teenager but it makes it EXTRA SUPER ANNOYING when he is

hmmm let's talk more about it on the world's biggest podcast, I'm sure that will make it go away forever

have these fools never heard of the streisand effect?

"way older"? dude if this is true either you have done some VERY hard living or andy has a secret portrait in his closet

could be both I guess

jim you got bodied bigtime. come back and apologize you dipshit

well I’m sure not happy about this

for someone who nearly choked to death on a burrito in 8th grade, this is triggering as hell

ope, nvm, just zoomed on the label

looks pretty thick, what's the abv on that