ShyteHawk

As a 43 year old guy who lives in his overdraft and owns 83 Dinobots, it has just dawned on me that Trypticon is technically a Dinobot and I have now banned myself from eBay as a precaution. I have zero money and shelf space for a big robot lad

Anyone I see in a piss wizard skin is getting downed, chucked in a river and "Dumb ways to die" emoted on ingame

Gary Lineker figure

Neville Southall figure

That unlocked a long lost memory of owning these lads

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 98: Marketing Said We Had To Do A Halloween Special Vocal Disarray, Shytey Misses His Number 9, Several Things, Various Scuttlers, And other stuff that goes bump in the nightBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickheads.co.ukInstagram:https:...

ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Vocal Disarray, Shytey Misses His Number 9, Several Things, Various Scuttlers, And other stuff that goes bump in the night in Ep 98: Marketing Said We Had To Do A Halloween Special available here and all podcast places
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We need review bad, we sick

The Bear Cub E.P., by Wilson Fisk 6 track album

Decades ago I heard this EP. Dont know them, never got to see them live but I am convinced if they were still around they would be huge. Still listen to this record to this day and you should to. If anyone happens to know them, poke them to do one last gig
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 97: The Hole Truth Smelly Books, HouseTrap, Handy Maze Advice For Real Life, Winky Damage, Bow Confusion, Tingly Pork Sense, Some Jokes For The Over 40s and some other award winning stuff Bluesky:https://bsky.app/pro...

Its New Episode Day!
Smelly Books, HouseTrap, Maze Advice For Real Life, Winky Damage, Bow Confusion, Tingly Pork Sense, Some Jokes For Over 40s and some other award winning stuff in Ep 97: The Hole Truth
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Available here and all other Podcast places

This weeks Slow Horses delivered the finest punchline delivery and reaction I have ever seen in a non comedy Tv show. God I love that programme

Just a few months till every statue guarding flag bollocks can to be enraged a new about Fairytale of New York again .... cant wait, already practising my extended eye rolls

Awful lot of people walking back "Genuine Concerns" today after seeing the violence and match cancellation in the Tel Aviv derby. Almost like its a knee jerk reaction from people who dont know what they are talking about

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts. Apple Podcasts #21 United Kingdom / Comedy / Improv

*Laughs Nervously*

If you dont want to be banned from away games dont have a fanbase rife with hooligans. When English teams were banned in the 80s it was because they deserved it not because they were a certain religion, trying to frame it any other way is just nonsense. Grow up you daft cunts

I have a download folder full of Opera GX files from a dodgy stream to watch this shit? #lufc

I am just gonna delete my very correct opinion on a thing because honestly, I cant be arsed with the reaction

Dungeons & Dickheads | All Episodes An unscripted, unhinged and wholesome weekly comedy D&D podcast adventure made by three people you have never heard of, a DM with infinite patience and a magic otter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Its New (Award Winning) Episode Day!
Ropey Recap, Royal Sarnie, PLOT TWIST! No Han! Pore and Somple, A Deconstruction Of Labyrinth, DFS Isnt Real and some other things in Ep 96: You Will Have To Speak Up, I Am Wearing A Towel
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Big sign at the 2025 independent podcast awards showing Dungeons & Dickheads as the winner in the gaming category

People still do this right?

Live from the Indie Podcast Awards (kinda) right now
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This is apparently not starting till 8:15 so see you about 8ish

Tonight about 7:30ish join us at the Indie Podcast Awards (kind of) for a commentary on us not winning an award
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You cant use Elvira as a survivor BUT ... What about as a replacement for Trix? That would work within the limitations of the license. Please send me cheque

Maybe celebrating Ian Watkins being stabbed to death will be the thing that unites the world. Everyone can get on board with that ... right?

Should have gone with my first thought "Shinobi Vs Stabbed Nonce"

Good shoes didnt save him this time

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 95: Labyrinth (Not That One) Big Burly Bloke, Big Woooh!, A Shit Fantasia, Chafed Brass, Dead Ends, Smelly Candles and other things Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddheads.bsky.socialInstagram:https://www.instagram....

Its New Episode Day!
Big Burly Bloke, Big Woooh!, A Shit Fantasia, Chafed Brass, Dead Ends, Smelly Candles and other things in Ep 95: Labyrinth (Not That One)
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Available right here and all other Podcast places

Orange cat asleep on his back with his front paws on his chest curled up

Loaf has become Otter

Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 94: Working As A Buffy In A Slayer Bar No Comedy Allowed, Smutty Hydra Talk, Mr Details, Incoming Showtunes, Stealing Ideas, Wet Painting and some other things Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddheads.bsky.socialInstagram:http...

Its New Episode Day!
No Comedy Allowed, Smutty Hydra Talk, Mr Details, Incoming Showtunes, Stealing Ideas, Wet Painting and some other things in Ep 94: Working As A Buffy In A Slayer Bar
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Available right here and all other Podcast places

You turned your back on the joke explaining business and spat in the faces of the public. You dont get to explain the joke or why the joke shouldnt be explained .... sickening

No, you ruined it

Its a quote that lives rent free within all the cool kids