@thejesuschrist.bsky.social
Hey Jesus. Can you turn some water into wine for me? Maybe even tequila.
08.12.2024 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey @thejesuschrist.bsky.social! I need your input, like you need a hole in your hand. Just crawl back in the cave and come back a few days later.
06.12.2024 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ghost B.C. - Year Zero (AUDIO)
Since dawn of time, the fate of man is that of lice.
Equal as parasites and moving without eyes
A day of reckoning when penance is to burn.
Count down together now and say the words that you learn.
youtu.be/wy0l2r0IxkI?...
06.12.2024 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Liberal af Vermonter. Worked on Bernie’s campaign for mayor of Burlington. Refugee from X. Animal lover. Fender Strat 🎸 Sepsis survivor. ❤️animals. Love my dogs 🐶! Dual citizenship 🇨🇦 🇺🇸. Please no DM’S!
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It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
Yo, I’m Jesus. Carpenter turned miracle worker—basically the OG influencer. Walked on water, died for your sins, came back like a boss. Turned water into wine, so yeah, I’m the life of the party. Just don’t nail me to anything—we’ve been there, done that.
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