Van Wendigo

Could you make like a Majora's mask moon fall bot? That could be pretty cool

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

Need to stop skipping breakfast and lunch

Trump's economic policies have made it too expensive to own the libs. They have to settle for renting the libs. In some cases, time-sharing even.

buddy finally realised that nobody cares what a coconut looks like from the inside

Not soon enough

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

signing up for mastodon just so i can post screenshots of bad takes from bluesky

ratsofftoya "fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach" ratsofftoya Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope" direct action t-nwo "How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?" ratsofftoya "how about you eat my shit and hair"

Guy who did not get any of the birthday cake at New York Times named senior editor at CBS News

Good night and enjoy another tunnel skeet, a format which doesn't get as much engagement as it should, but I enjoy doing anyway

We did it y'all

The constitution is a stupid name for a governing document if I'm being honest. Oh, is it strong? Like your tummy after a farmer's breakfast? Shut up nerd

How big of an account do I need to be to stop having people be normal to me?

Love this for them

Just like grape nuts

Do squirrels get post nut clarity

This is a food blog I would subscribe to

Mods! Mods!!

Someone will have to ask the guy who made the list 🤷‍♂️

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

What the world needs now,
Is soup,
Sweet soup

28 years later should be the last zombie movie

The end of the world is far more tedious than I was led to expect

I feel like BS owes me compensation for just living with the glitch where you open a post and it won't let you type anything

Many such cases

What have we done?!

I feel so decentralized

Unless you have feelings about pimple popping

Fuck this, I'm going back to listservs