How industrial 😏
We once again really don't need to share everything with each other
I think my butthole is off center
So I do wanna talk about this. Leftism is a set of core values. It’s not a political affiliation. Leftism is a thing that you do.
Leftists being bigots, excusing it, or being is not a reason to question those core values but rather an individual’s commitment to those values.
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Have you thought about combining two words together into some perverse new third word?
why are we talking about firefly when Cowboy Bebop exists?
How much more painful is that going to make it? Lol
Perfectly broke a bowl washing dishes and now it looks like a cunty chaise lounge
Controversial take: the first scene in Jurassic Park 1 wouldn't have went down like that if I was the safety manager on site
:)
Half up front
It's funny because if you listen to the American government the future is full of surprises, but if you always assume they're lying you look like a prophet
Everything but this lol
All these years I thought they were having chilli and sea bass
Jesus
Aligning my shockras
That's what I'm now trying to figure out
Depends on the humidity
It would explain a lot tho
I think my butthole is off center
When you're a hammer every problem looks like a nail, but good!
In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow
I'm ready...
Is there any amendment more of a clown than the 25th?
Is there any amendment more of a clown than the 25th?
we don't have to "get rid" of all the old people in a ugly nasty way.. i think a Roller Skates Day where everyone has to wear roller skates all day would be sufficient
When planning out your draft folder with ides of March shitposts it's important to have a diverse subset of jokes teed up for various possibilities.
1) CIA coup ✅
2) Iran gets lucky once ✅
3) Stroke confused for YMCA dance ✅
Glad you can walk away from that, wow
It's funny because if you listen to the American government the future is full of surprises, but if you always assume they're lying you look like a prophet
