Van Weasel

Cheese is the only thing that tops it

Few do

Lol, how fucked up is it the last one I got was for selling my plasma as a poor college kid? They used fingerprints as IDs and Illinois said nope! $400

I already did 😩

I find it helps to braid it

You're a hero

I just cracked this mother fucker wide open

What if the widespread loneliness people are experiencing is actually designed by corporations because they found you get less distracted at work if you don't have friends

Lol, good morning brick

Have you tried more enemas?

Now is the time to strike out and be first!

Like I cannot access the ability to critically analyze and perceive emotional subtext in a film at the level of something more technical, like editing, being sober. So it really brings things to life

The thing about weed for me is it really just kicks my analytical mind into overdrive. I can process and interpret art on whole new levels previously impossible to me. And I do mean that literally. I should get zooted and go to a museum

Better than I remember (weed helps)

The veneers of hard candy teeth

Got to be jaw breakers level

I can explain 4-6 jokes per second rn

I would spit them out everywhere lol

They should make hard candy shaped like human teeth

Shit, I never realized his future wife was in the village he raided with a knife. He helped kill her family

If you aren't backlighting your TV with stick candles are you even serious about movies?

Heated debate is stored in the balls

I'll bet we'll never see the director's cut 😩

It's why I like to call him, Boss Hog

Shame they didn't cut off Dafoe's other head for the totem thing

I must light the candles...

The past was wild

This movie might as well be fantasy when you think about how much it feels like a totally different world.

Oh shit, Northman on Netflix. There's my night planned