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Van Weasel

@vanweezer.bsky.social

Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it. Pronouns: any/all

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Ice agents are probably too stupid to get the "follow your leader" chant, aren't they

24.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doing tranny 9/11 with the plane full of cis people

24.01.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
triggered?

triggered?

24.01.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A means test of centerists

04.06.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Test results from a masculine/feminine online test. I tested undifferentiated- androgynous. 53/56% Masc/Fem

Test results from a masculine/feminine online test. I tested undifferentiated- androgynous. 53/56% Masc/Fem

Feeling neutral about this

10.09.2023 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Well, I'll be dipped

24.01.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, wtf

24.01.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I hate it too. My search button one stopped a while ago for me

24.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would enjoy that

24.01.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's inside your profile now instead of the search button

24.01.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another fact that people outside of MN might find hard to believe:

I cannot participate in any kind of observation of ice activities because they will put me in a database, and follow me when I make deliveries of supplies to vulnerable people, so they can abduct them.

24.01.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

fricassee me like one of your French girls

24.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, well I'll be dipped

24.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, I need to make some toum

24.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genie: ok, last wish...

Me: I want to be able to know by taste if fast food came from the good place or the bad place in town

Genie: why would you wa

Me: FIRST WISH WAS NO QUESTIONS!

28.07.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I was also an accident so I can say it

24.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they divorced? Probably not your fault

24.01.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pazuzu would be a beautiful name for a boy

12.01.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah dude, they fucked up

24.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it? I can't tell

24.01.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling very incorporeal rn

24.01.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many

24.01.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.

24.01.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2215    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 24

It's always Tibet

24.01.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being an american republican is easy. just say "THE FAR-RIGHT COMMIES ARE SENDING 4 TRILLION OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS IN THE FORM OF GAY "MEN" TO CUBA EVERY YEAR!! IF WE DONT CUT TAXES ON NAZIS RIGHT NOW I AM BUILDING A NUKE" and then embezzle enough money to pay off all the women you assaulted in office

24.01.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars

20.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8806    πŸ” 1468    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 99

Yeah, but nothing to be excited about. Just like most photographer gigs!

23.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh my favorite job: unpaid event photographer at the work dinner

23.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we were here, you fuckaas bitches

23.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not close

23.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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