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AAA (AuDHD. πŸ’œπŸ€πŸ©ΆπŸ–€). πŸ”ž VeryTiredℒ️ millennial(est. 1987) full of brain squirrels. also making poor choices on tumblr /sadisticaltarts and ao3 / sceleris

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Y’all someone read and loved my fic, Gilded Cage, so much that they wrote the most incredible, gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, breath-taking alternate ending. I highly encourage you to check it out!! (But also heed the tags in my original fic, as it’s DD)

archiveofourown.org/works/77337026

17.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure this makes me a terrible person somehow but automatically sending β€œnewsletter” emails even if I do not opt in or making me signup to get them as a way to continue the purchase of your product will ensure I will never buy it again.

16.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stop staring at it.

04.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Commission for @saltytarts.bsky.social inspired by her #steddie fic Bloom & Break πŸ₯€πŸ”₯❀️ ( Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn AU)

04.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s insane that someone broke AO3 with dead dove omegaverse 1D fic and this is still the worst thing people can do with a bookmark.

02.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday WIP treat:

A part of the love you want that hints at all the depraved things we'll get into during Eddie's rut (which will likely end up being 2 chapters huzzah for sex!) #steddie #steddieomegaverse
If you wanna read the first 3 before this chapter drops:
archiveofourown.org/works/656381...

11.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chaos! πŸ”€

11.07.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The em dash! I had someone try to tell me that only AI uses em dashes not β€œreal” writers so I, as a rational person fueled by spite now make it a point to use itβ€”constantly.

11.07.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself constantly second guessing the way I’m writing because it doesn’t fit the way they wanted us to do it in school.
Like, I’m gonna use as many damn commas as I need to, it’s still good.

11.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg, that’s amazing. It doesn’t work for the context I was in but may I steal it for a later Wayne-ism?

11.07.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for reasons that may or may not have to do with my silver fox!Steve the nanny AU.
What kind of sayings would Wayne say if he was trying to yenta his nephew in a southern blue collar kind of way
(Think Fran’s mom from the nanny)

11.07.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last chapter posted plus all the little side stories!

10.07.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Nerdification of Steve Harrington - machtaholic (cinderella81) - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My latest #steddie fic, The Nerdification of Steve Harrington, is live!
archiveofourown.org/works/67300309

09.07.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says it really hurt my heart on netflix ALT: a cartoon character says it really hurt my heart on netflix

oh!

09.07.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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archiveofourown.org/works/573873...

peace and pursue chapter 2

06.07.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Eddie is all about all that metal dark satanic look, he's always in black, he's got raccoon eyes and his paraphernalia is always in some kind dark and gothic mood.

Except the flowers.

The ones that came for him every other Thursday at the record shop.

06.07.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kas Eddie

#eddiemunson #steddie

06.07.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

how robot-y are we talking about?
Very>not very

06.07.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally doubled pasted the second chapter of my Stobin story and not a single person said anything and still gave kudos

y’all are some of the sweetest bastards. curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

06.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come get your dinner!!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/601347... Marry Me at the Foot of the Gallows Tree - Chapter 9 - StarsHideYourFires - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]

05.07.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Since Ao3 is down, here's a little treat/snip from chapter 4 of the love you want (it's still a WIP but this scene tickled me):

β€œYeah? You thought of everything, huh?” A blush rose in his cheeks as he bit his bottom lip before adding, β€œWhat, uh, what about condoms?”

Steve waved it away

04.07.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

While being waterboarded by the Russians, Steve actually died a little. They kicked him back to life and as he spit out the rancid ditch water they were dunking his head in, Steve felt an urge to devour.

03.07.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Story time while we wait for AO3

I always promised myself that when I grew up I’d have 2 Russian blue cats named Boris&natasha.
And 2 dogs, a big dumb one(moose)and a little excited one(squirrel)
And I would train the cats to fetch the dogs by saying
β€œBoris & Natasha, get Moose & Squirrel”

04.07.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ao3 saver – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US) Download ao3 saver for Firefox. automatically backup ao3 works so you never lose what you're reading again

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo... it's available for chrome too!

03.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•ŠοΈ π’π€ππŽπ“π„π”π‘ πŸ•ŠοΈ

/ˌsΓ¦bΙ™Λˆtɚ/
[noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage.

in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though.

⬇️ link below ⬇️

03.07.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
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It’s finished! Posting the rest of the chapters every other day.

archiveofourown.org/works/66679066

#steddie

01.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry to be pro-sex and pro-kink but y'all know you can say "this kink isn't for me" without kinkshaming right... Don't do this on the last day of pride month 😭 you can just say "this makes me uncomfortable" without shaming people who like it.

30.06.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1 slot left ✨✨✨

29.06.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suffer.
There are so many amazing things that just updated today and I want to write my poison ivy!Steve fic and I can’t do them both at the same time.

It’s really rude, that’s what it is.

20.06.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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