Yes, it's very hard to commit fuckery under these conditions
Skeet skeet
Oh sure some skank bangs over 1000 guys and paid, I do it I get escorted out of the stadium.
This bullshit.
Never hit your kids, instead give them siblings that will do it for you.
I'll just text my duck pics to you.
I'll ram your viking...
Ok that didn't really work...
Please skeet less appropriate things thank you.
Don't worry Canada, I'll invade and take over as your new king before Trump can figure out you guys use the metric system.
Sorry you were trying to be serious and I got sexual
Some things just are always on your mind
Fine
Throw a brick through my window so I know it’s real.
I see you're not just Twitter single but also bluesky single.
Only FB married?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was rare, like emotional regulation on social media.
Thats a good girl
🤣🤣
I don't control dream me
You’ve got your whole life ahead of you to be this bitter. Pace yourself
*plays dead* no one notices.
We're humans. We're supposed to disappoint each other
All I want to do is eat a crab rangoon before I die.
I still bite the heads off gummy bears so they don't scream when I bite their toes.
I'm very kind.
So do I, cum'ere
Sure dude I’ve never spoken to…you can dm me if you know my blood type.
Always let a lady cum first.
🥰
Don’t promise to make my dreams come true unless you’re prepared to pour warm cheese sauce on me while I lounge on a bed of cooked macaroni
Ok I'll come in them instead but it'll just be me on couch eating a party size bag of chips and yelling at politics on the tv
