Alexhausen Cross

Me: lol Dick Cheney committed war crimes.
Also me: …I signed up to partake in war crimes under his regime.

the future anarchists want

OMG

My freshmen year roommate at NYU is a cool dude who introduced me to a lot of cool music I wouldn't have heard otherwise.

The one day I clowned on Matchbox 20 until he kindly cut me off and said "yeah but their drummer gives out fullsized bars at Halloween".

From there out? Matchbox 20 ruled.

"I have won, I have lost, I have committed arson, I have dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

This Sunday at Mystery Wrestling we will have the first ever Tiger Free match with a rock by the ring that keeps tigers away.

You can buy this rock.

I’m in a dangerous restaurant

I hope that, when I crash out, I do it like Lil Nas X. Dude was having a good time.

IT’S ALMOST BOOGEYMAN SEASON!

Omos (7'3") vs. Microman (3'3") may be the greatest height differential in wrestling history. #TripleMania #WWE #AAA

a kitten is laying on its back on a blanket on a bed . ALT: a kitten is laying on its back on a blanket on a bed .

be the reason someone can post their favorite gif

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

MVP: “F*ck you, Speedball”

Speedball Mike Bailey: “Well, f*ck you too, MVP”

#AEWDynamite

wwe fans

I’ve told my mom about everyone on here loving her.

I LOVE it. Probably because I’m a chainsmoker and it’s nice to feel something while being rehydrated.

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Full monologue here:

There have been so many Taz sightings at the hotel lobby our group have nicknamed him Grab 'n Go Jones

The bracelet is amazing, thank you!

Young Sheldon ends with a drifter played by Jim Parsons murdering Young Sheldon and taking his name and place in the world as a power move. This might as well be true. What are you gonna do, watch the show to check if I'm lying or not?

I can’t believe someone else already came up with “smegmamaxxing” before me

The fact that neither Dalton Castle or The Outrunners have figures is a serious crime. Jeremy Jazwares is cursed.

wasn’t feeling motivated today but then I looked up

Devandaily on Threads: *to the chorus of Spice Girls Wanna Be* If you wanna be my lover you gotta throw rocks at ICE

🎶 So, here's a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got fascists in this place, who get up in your face
You got LAPD who likes it on a—
Freedom doesn't come for free, in the streets she a real lady
And as for me, ha you'll see 🎶

Tripping Balls: "apologize to this man" with a photo of Colt Cabana Some Nazi going by DevilFromFL: "No. Never apologize to the Jews."

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