teef: the re-up

in my luteal phase. progesterone levels through the roof. moody and frowny. #fuckmychunguslife

aIVE LEGIT BEEN SAYING THIS BECAUSE WHY CAN I NOT HAVE ONLY A SPECIFIC AUDIENCE FOR MY POSTS

posting on twitter feels like writing in a diary

guy with geeky interests save me... save me guy with geeky interests

the universe knew not to put a cutie nerd around me because i’d be sucking his dick too often for either of us to function as normal people

come over and you can get more than a taste

DROP YOUR PANTIES MY FACE IS INCOMING LIKE A MISSILE

“oomf” is written in bold red letters at the top of the first page of my sex note

can we fast forward to go down on meeee

SMASH SMASH SMASG SMAAH BREH SMAHAHSHSHHHH

nvm i’m locked out

i’m locked in.

waitttt need

pucker up i’m laying one on you

wearing all brandy truly makes me feel like a princess

^_^

i love u :( come kiss

when i looksmaxxed and it highkey worked and now i’m unrecognizable

wishlist:
- 50 billion usd
- peloton
- stairmaster
- big dick in my guts

sometimes i want to delete twt but then i remember the gems like this in my bookmarks and keep it on my phone

something something something daddy’s fingers in my mouth as i sit on his lap something something

I'm not just a pair of tits, a fat ass and a tight pussy.

I'm also annoying.

iced blonde vanilla latte is calling my name...

it’s mother’s day who wanna make me a mommy 😂😂

I’M SO FUCKING HORNY

it was the best time of my lifeee but now i sleep aloooone

hate ovulating because i can’t stop jacking off

i’m losing my mind i need dick sobad

FACETIME ME THAT PUSSY