Cruel Angel's 95 Theses

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

One of my favorite nicknames in baseball

Watching the Hall of Fame game is like an alcoholic drinking hand sanitizer. I will be doing it of course

I grew up on listening to him I miss him so much already

I think my favorite Tom Lehrer joke was in one of his intros:
"I remember a heartwarming novel of his about a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner"

[nervous, muted laughter]

"The rest of you can look it up when you get home"

oh God yes this interaction was so fucking good I have thought a variation of this when the only thing I can think to say to someone is something about the flag of Guyana or whatever

mrw

Finally did it

Went for Intellect and Psyche, made him a communist art cop who got his shit together, sobered up, found the Phasmid and recruited Kim to the Major Crimes Unit

Encyclopedia because I liked the lore lmao

yeah lol I have a pretty complicated relationship with religion

Not a very hard thing to do but I am glad you enjoyed the game

I finished Disco Elysium and yeah it is actually as good as everyone says. Probably the best RPG I've ever played except maybe Pentiment

going to Nats Park and getting my parlay ruined when Thomas Jefferson tears his ACL in the mascot race

Me when I started dating t4t

stereotype of myself

This won't surprise anyone but I told my voice coach I practice by using the voice when doing the Daily Office or memorizing poetry which is how I ended up reading the entirety of "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" to him to practice

If you're at all interested in baseball or sports in general I can't recommend "The Glory of Their Times" enough, it's just a bunch of old baseball players telling stories about what it was like in the late 19th and early 20th century

Nerves, Nerves, Nerves | Defector On autobiographies of trans female sexuality

I was blown away by Picnic #1 and I'm really honored to have this Emily Zhou piece from it up on Defector: defector.com/nerves-nerve...

Defector is the only publication that would, in the same day, publish an article about "autobiographies of trans female sexuality" and also a preview of the Titans' season where the author says this

Unfortunately I only came up with the idea of making this after I posted this but please pretend this is attacked to the OP

"I tell my wife, we're like the Dual Monarchy, we've got to compromise. She replied 'Call me Lajos Kossuth' and left me! I tell you, I get less respect than a portrait of the Emperor in a Prague coffee house."

"I met a huszar from Székesfehérvár - you all know what they're like there - and he kept saying he was part of the Kaiserlich und Koniglich Armee. And I tell him, hey buddy, why can't you just pick one?"

(1900s Austro-Hungarian comedian): “Guys from Transleithania drive their wagons like this, while guys from Cisleithania drive their wagons like this.“

men’s sports should try having lesbians this shit rules

Brock Bowers’ hairline is collapsing quicker than the Assad regime

If you, like me, have a hard time believing the Democratic Party would have the guts, vision, and commitment to actually do this, then I highly recommend you check out your local DSA chapter 🤗❤️

www.dsausa.org

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:

imma keep it 💯 with you dawg:

we aint stopping the taiwan invasion. it just not gonna happen. we are the paper tiger now bro. it’s over chief. the crash out will be insane. the saber rattling will be terrifying. and in the final moment donny gonna sell out taiwan for a buck fifty and call it a dub.

linda yaccarino secured the bag more smoothly than maybe anyone else in history. landing a sweet 2 year do-nothing gig to the tune of $20M+ because elon lost a twitter poll about whether he should be in charge makes her a first ballot hall of fame empty suit