Vladimir and Estrogen

Doing my Zepbound and estrogen shots and taking my supplements before I go to bed

Drake Maye? More like fake and gaye

If you want a vision of the future, imagine the Mr. Beast Salesforce AI ad stomping on a human face - forever

Negatively polarizing me into getting off ozempic

Seahawks defense goin insane

I think I was born to wear cardigans and drink tea and complain about how the country's going to the dogs

If you think about it it's kinda impressive that I manage to be so spiritually old and crotchety despite only being 25

Suburban evangelicals are like ten years behind everything but it honestly worked out well for me because despite being a Zoomer I had a childhood where I roamed around the woods a lot and also learned to play piano and conjugate Latin verbs. Thank God for my bourgeois upbringing

idk why LibreOffice is flagging camo as spelled incorrectly that's insane

We've put you in the "develop crippling moral OCD" chamber. Please do not resist

I'm autistic and was raised very Reformed (I was taught Van Tillian presuppositionalism in high school apologetics) and let me tell you that was not a real great combination as a young trans woman.

Really liking Handel's organ concertos a lot lately, got Organ Concerto No. 7 on youtube a few months ago and I've been loving them ever since

Getting really into Karl Richter lately

Ever since I figured out I was trans I've liked Richard III a lot more. It's a mystery why

What's the moral response to that? Well, nothing I can say but you know it.

Hard not to get the impression with these detention centers that they're building Dachau

Some guy named Braextynn Charlie Kirk Martinez will be on trial at the Hague in 2044 for commanding the PewDiePie Fan Club to massacre a Jewish senior center in the Scouring of Florida

Doing some writing and coming up with right-wing militia names in the future civil war is kinda hard to take seriously because I'm sure they're all going to be named "George Droid Memorial Foundation for Race Relations" or "New Agarthan Chads" and then do Srebrenica shit

Checked the ESPN account here, no posts in 10 days for anything. Searched Duke and UNC and found no good clips of the final buzzer beater. No private accounts and half of you have never understood what a joke is. No wonder I stay on twitter, dear God

I didn't go to Chapel Hill but fuck DuKKKe now and forever

“Soldier, what is that button on your armor?”
“It says 'AGP gigahon,' ma'am”
“And what is that you've got on your helmet?”
"'HSTS passoid,' ma'am.”
“AGP and HSTS? Is that some kind of sick joke?”
“I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of woman, ma'am"

"Revolution is approaching. Don't you see it? We are sitting on a volcano." -Alexis de Tocqueville -Incumbent Democrats

Catawba, Iredell and all those other counties in the no man's land between Asheville, Charlotte and the Triad are so deeply evil

Going through old tweets and my favorite part of this is that this got like 10k likes and a lot of the comments were "I'm from Statesville and that place is a fucking shithole," which anyone driving on I-40 can realize

[fanning himself in seersucker] "Why, I am just wiltin' in this here heat. I do declare that I am as thirsty as the souls of the departed in the Underworld whom have no offspring to give them libations and eat only dust."

Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer from the court of Ashurbanipal. But is it not written clearly on the stele of Hammurabi, the shepherd, selected by the god Enlil, that a man shall not be liable for a debt should the storm god Adad flood his fields?

We're gonna roll that union on

Listening to this was like looking into a slightly skewed version of my childhood because I lived exclusively in cities like Townsville until I went to college because of my father's profession and my mother is big on all the anti-vax chud woowoo bullshit. This was all that but Aussie.

TRAN GIRLISMO: THE REAL PODCAST SIMULATOR (in the style of a certain playstation game)

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

Biking in DC is already the riskiest thing I do on a daily basis but I tried biking home after my workout tonight and it was somehow even worse. If you aren't a car in DC, Mayor Bowser wants you to die