Vladimir and Estrogen

No this is a good trade, we have a solid young core and can tank to a lottery pick this year, and the picks we gave up are basically worthless

???????? I am fascinated by this

The only time the Angels have won anything in a few decades

r/baseball always gets some god-tier shitposts during the off-season, I really enjoyed this one from a few months ago

Hello, I am from DSA. Are you aware the contradictions are heightening?

Trash is overflowing in the dumpsters, animal shit and fifty million tons of dirty white bullshit everywhere, it's been over a week and I still have to imitate a mountain climber just to cross the goddamn street, I hope Mayor Bowser is happy

“I hear about Robert E Lee this and Robert E Lee that, and I respect what he did for the game. But if you’re going to tell me he’s the GOAT, explain how come I turned on the Battle of Gettysburg and watched him GET WHOOPED by a BACKUP GENERAL who got the job THREE DAYS BEFORE?!”

I come from a long line of dour German Lutherans and Calvinists who believe that joy of any sort is suspicious if not sinful in and of itself. So no, I will not be introducing myself, my pronouns, and one fun fact about me at eight in the goddamn morning

Took more than my usual dose of melatonin because I was having trouble getting to sleep and had a dream about everyone experiencing a compulsion to build a massive collective brain that would control and rule the world and then I slept through my alarm and missed a work meeting

The two things I did with my weekend were "go to church" and "DSA stuff." A parody of myself, really

Single-handedly fighting tooth and nail against the decline of bourgeois culture, as befits my upbringing

Having the odd experience of listening to a podcast and hearing two people talk about someone I used to date

JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.

Can't believe I missed that Kent Brockman says Fat Tony's name is "William 'Fat Tony' Williams" in "Bart the Murderer," fucking insane joke

Paid 60 American dollars to watch my hockey team blow a 3-0 lead

My daughter gonna be mad as hell when I name her “Unassisted Sebastian Aho goal”

They have half-time bullshit (usually kids teams playing) and they play music before a corner kick and that's it. They should still stop playing the music but Rowdy Audi is almost entirely fans.

Remarkable just how shitty the live sporting experience is now between the constant piped in music to deafen you and a stream of "content" in between innings/periods/quarters to keep you entertained. Half the reason I like the NWSL so much is that there's a lot less of that

WE ARE SO BACK WE NEVER EVEN LEFT

Hell yeah Hurricanes scoring two goals in 30 seconds to tie it in the third

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty

Juiceless fucking site. I posted about hanging Randy Fine on twitter and had nothing happen to me. I had a post with 50k likes saying “the only good ICE agent is a dead ICE agent.” Washed site

“Is Drake Maye a youngshit, the longest argument in the history of forums, locked after 12,238 pages of debate”

Talked about things I needed to do for my transition and my friend said “I’m drafting you in the first round as a Josh Allen type prospect.” Unfortunately I’m five years on HRT and seven years into being trans so at this point I am more of a Baker Mayfield

Anyone have experience with “Noom Med” for getting a GLP-1? Because that’s the only way my insurance will cover one

Point/Counterpoint: We’ll Miss You, Good Queen Bess vs. A Goddamn Scot?

Are Barmaids Bawdy Enough?

Report: Roast Capon, Flagon of Sack Still Popular Among Rotund Drunks

Spain Probably Up to Some Papist Bullshit Again

Area Boy Enjoying Playing Women on Stage A Bit Too Much

Priest Hole Now Mostly Used for Hiding Pornographic Italian Woodcuts

Also in this issue:

Area Man Injured in Bear Baiting Accident Still Claims He “Never Goes to Southwark”

Radical New Puritan Sect Denounces Eating, Shitting as “Pathways to Hell”

Editorial: Is England Merrie Enough?

Only Seven Anti-Catholic Riots In Week Hailed As Success

The Onion 1603: King in Shakespeare Play Already Pissing People Off Like There Not Four More Acts

It’s Act 2 Scene 1 and there’s already scheming nobles talking about how he keeps taxing the nobles and the peasants and there’s a claimant with an army across the Channel. Not looking good for Richard