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I land somewhere on "what you should do is a matter of prudence and judgement and you can't rely on 'one weird truck' to attain the good life".

"have an ok Valentine's day, if you want, friend"

What's the point of Valentine's Day cards that are less "suggestive" than this?

It would greatly reduce the number of people speeding and make it much more politically palatable to punish harshly anyone who sped because they would also have had to tamper with a legally required safely mechanism.

Enough bourgeois preoccupation with what is "good for you"!

the essential mission of the Church is good news for the poor and freedom for the captives

When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.

Rep. Stansbury: "Donald Trump is not only named thousands of times in the latest [Epstein files] release from the DOJ. He is named over 38,000 times in the files that were released two weeks ago. And that only represents half of the files that the DOJ has in its possession."

@baskerville.bsky.social 👀

so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"

He's a renaissance man

Reading. Listening.

It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn’t White enough for me. Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.

Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin

What 5-year-old US citizen is he even talking about here?

Brett Ratner?

Laughing at the people who seem to think that the halftime show that took place in the sugarcane fields wasn’t political

Why It's So Hard To Turn The Lights Back On In Puerto Rico Nearly a month after Hurricane Maria swept through Puerto Rico, almost 80 percent of the territory is still without power. While nobody expected a quick…

In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference

www.wgbh.org/news/2017-10...

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

It’s so funny to make the most intergenerational and family oriented halftime show in years to highlight how genuinely delusional (and fundamentally racist) MAGA culture war derangement is

Do Americans think all Spanish people look alike

This lag is unbelievable

NBC intention fucking with the halftime show?

Best thing so far and also dogshit

The prevailing attitude among Republicans pretty clear is "Democrats shouldnt be allowed to fight back against us," which makes sense for a political party led by a rapist and full of sexpests, pedophiles, & pedophile protectors at every echelon

BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines?

DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines

BASH: Oh, come on

Red owl on a black bowl

A Superb Owl on a Super Bowl (Attica, c. 450 BCE, British Museum) for whatever your game this Sunday #SuperbOwl

What Hess said:
“There’s obviously a lot going on that I’m not the biggest fan of, and I think a lot of people aren’t. … Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the U.S.”

Trump, the actual president, has insulted Dems repeatedly.
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Nation's uncultured swine haven't heard of massively popular recording artist