Big collectivization guy, apparently.

It’s fake. Someone did a post that highlighted the artifacts and all the text has been pasted over.

Holy shit this is a deeeeep cut.

Ebaums was the Wild West back in the day. You either played some goofy flash game, or saw a beheading.

Ro Khanna dropped an absolute gem because he’s one of the most bizarre, feckless humans to ever live.

Beyond that, idk tho.

“Let’s play a game!” But it’s just shitty scrabble that’s missing half the pieces and the board.

Holy fuck, imagining President MTG makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Mans looking at Mamdani like an ice cold Dr Pepper in the middle of the Sahara.

Like that’s genuine joy and I’m WHEEZING lol

Fuck now I have to hear that jingle in my head for the next month.

Charisma is the man’s mortal enemy

Buddy’s gonna do the Hajj next year

Really earning the “dumb money” moniker.

a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is playing chess . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is playing chess .

Merge them like the AL/NL and follow the lead of literally every major sport.

Dude was a G. Flight Engineer on B-29s over the pacific until he got grounded for injuries he got in a jeep accident. Turned that into a career of taking on the Reds lol

Still have a bunch of traditions from him in the fam, especially around thanksgiving. So the week of Bumpa is about to take hold!

My grandfather helped design the Patriot Missile at Raytheon back in the day. Gotta imagine the big guy has been smiling down, watching his work product down Ruski birds left and right for the past few years.

I get that this admin is full of room temp IQs, but thinking you can steal $5mm and nobody would notice is cocky as hell.

It’s awesome to finally see real time responses too. They always wait a whole news cycle practically and all the oomph is gone at that point.

Every time I see these I’m reminded of a line from “Behind Enemy Lines.”

“Yet another useless joyride at the cost of mere millions to the U.S. taxpayer.”

Hittin the old J6 greatest hits

Perfect response. Hammer the weirdos who think party affiliation when raping kids matters.

“Inshallah” - Stephen Miller

We need to trot out our vets more often. I feel like the Reps feel like they get the mil wholesale

Already got the White Sox jersey lol

They’re so trained to hit the buzzwords no matter what, that they can’t even string them together coherently anymore lol

“Error” is doing some HEAVY lifting here

I mean, he told them to vote yes the other day. Now they have that on their record. He’ll veto saying there’s an ongoing investigation.

Then when it gets back to Congress, Rs will throw up their hands and say “well there’s an ongoing investigation.”

I for one am shocked that alienating your entire voter base to appease a few wackos could backfire like this.