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Fighting the land of the rising sun, during the rising sun.

Maybe the real friends were the ones we stabbed along the way

Jesus, was he really wearing that?

I routinely forget that Tulsi exists

BBM was cooler than iMessage

Jesus fucking Christ, man.

Middlefart sounds like a old German word for when your stomach grumbles

Bari Weiss has to be SO mad she’s not on this graphic

Those Area 51 goobers still around?

Iranians are playing chess while Trump plays with Wooly Willy

You could say business is booming

I genuinely don’t know what would be worse.

Leaving it as is where nobody knows what they’re doing, or bringing in PE psychos who are good at it, but are psychos.

Roaming around with a bunch of CIA-provided weapons. Which I’m sure will be awesome in that region.

We took Iraq two and triple distilled it.

Weapons grade dumbassery at play.

20% of Meta is an insane cull

Russia being as much of a paper tiger after generations of Americans were conditioned to think they were some mythical titan will never not blow my mind.

We damaged the RuAF borderline beyond repair with donations and expiring munitions.

We threw the full weight of the USAF against Iran and can’t stop stepping on rakes.

Have we learned nothing from Pearl Harbor?

$20 says these god damned things were wingtip to wingtip.

Couldn’t pay me to go to that dumpster fire of a state

We’re winning tho guys, don’t worry.

He’s gonna make them use their ospreys and mid-air refuel like 6 times on the way once someone tell him

Just case stacking war crimes at this point.

I feel like I’m specifically thinking of the Mission tortilla brand. Even their large is like 12” and is worthless for anything beyond a quesadilla.

I’ve had good luck with that Armenian Lavash brand of tortillas tho. Super pliable after a 15 second nuking.

Why are they so much bigger??? I use a large tortilla to make a burrito and the thing comes out looking like a taquito.

Where are these black market tortillas coming from?

They’re backed into a corner as the charade falls apart and more and more of their idols are outing themselves as psychopaths.

Is there anything on the island that’s *not* oil infrastructure?

Like that’s literally the point of the island.

“Should they harm the oil markets, I’ll harm them even more!”

Is certainly a sentence.