michael

casual chat about an internal opening yesterday afternoon turned into a second round interview this morning wish me luck y'all

80°in boston this weekend

interesting strategy

i forgot to take a picture so y’all will just have to trust me that i made a very well executed bolognese last night

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

probably just a longsword but i could be persuaded by a bastard sword

i appreciate that if you google “buy sword” a website called buyingasword dot com is among the first results. as simple as it should be

Tweet from Yuval Abraham: "A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since."

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.

Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

repost from twitter bc i’m missing these little bugs at work today

been my daily driver for years i love it

2day

common michael W

the other site is broken again so y’all are stuck with me for the last hour of work

big fan of whatever this is —> 🫟

ensure your household has a plan and every member understands it:

should they or should they not wake you from slumber when the news breaks that someone has finally done it

i’d like to !

a free neurotic thought for you all: if the standard trade book is ~6x9in, why do so many brands make their mini crossbody bags ~5in wide? every time i get an ad for a bag and think, “that would be nice for 1-2 books” the bag is just barely too small >:°(

is this a safe space? (i’m almost done reading Dracula, watched Herzog’s and rewatched the original Nosferatu - more and more i don’t understand the disdain for Egger’s interpretation)

incredibly!!!

bluesky exclusive post: i’m making a beef stew right now

BREAKING: OpenAI announces that their latest model, o3, having achieved AGI, has written the word gullible on the ceiling.

if they made it today it’d be called Lord of the Woke featuring they/wise/them/she

bmo is so fat it’s crazy

i sincerely believe they have no idea that everything they say and share is a fascist dogwhistle

that one coworker that can’t stop dogwhistling

if i ever complain about anything ever again remind me that i get to go home for lunch and read with prismo