Red-tailed black cockatoos.
Menindee, New South Wales.
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Red-tailed black cockatoos.
Menindee, New South Wales.
Delightful things always happen to me. Been thinking about this sequence for ages and finally got around to it.
21.02.2026 03:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This morning's float against the tide π₯
21.02.2026 03:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching the men's aerials at the Olympics. I would be so good at the skiing down a short slope with no poles part of this event.
Unfortunately I would actually die if I had to jump or land.
I guess you get what you pay for...
19.02.2026 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's reason no one will ask me to organise the group accommodation in future ($15k a night!) www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/136364...
19.02.2026 02:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Ericβs Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Googleβs AI tool shut up
19.02.2026 00:00 β π 8034 π 1757 π¬ 74 π 96Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
18.02.2026 19:00 β π 26383 π 6423 π¬ 551 π 1082βfuck this, fuck my skis, fuck my poles, fuck everything Iβm going to live in the woods nowβ is the single most relatable thing an Olympian has done so far
I sure canβt do any of the stuff these people can but I will absolutely go live in the woods if I fuck up badly enough
After doing some sort of physical training every day for months, having a recovery week is super weird. I have so much time! I will definitely waste it.
18.02.2026 09:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is basically how Australia's Bureau of Meteorology explained Celsius to the public at metrication in 1972 too!
Its PR officer came up with jingles about frosty fives, tingling tens, temperate twenties, thirsty thirties, and flaming forties
(frosty fives was -5 to 5, tingling tens 5β15, etc)
Today's sunbeam report from Melbourne tourist strolling
16.02.2026 11:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't buy a garmin for the pep talks π
15.02.2026 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you!
15.02.2026 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shuffled through my first half-marathon today.
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong in the lead up, but because I'm always ludicrously lucky it all just worked out. *Way* slower than I'd planned, but pre-race finishing was my goal. I dunno, 21km is more of a driving distance I think.
Photograph of a small, round, passerine bird on the frame of a wooden bench with lens blurred flowers in the background. THe bird is Black, blue, white, and brown, with a long upright tail.
Superb Fairy-wren on one of the benches at the Blue Mountains Botanic Garden, Mt Tomah, NSW.
#birds
Pathway next to Albert Park Lake towards Melbourne CBD
Looking over a rower on Albert Park Lake towards Melbourne CBD
Parkrun crowd reflected in Melbourne Albert Park Lake
Sunrise at the rowing sheds in Albert Park Lake
Strolled Albert Parkrun in Melb this morning. Delightful conditions early for the mega crowd. #parkrunau #loveparkrun
14.02.2026 02:22 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Half marathon! I am debating strolling a parkrun though as my event isn't until Sunday
13.02.2026 11:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is exactly the sort of Australian history the National film and sound archive needs to be getting online. 90s perfection.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUnMC7L...
Victoria looking a bit parched
13.02.2026 10:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The utter sham of offsets, yet again...
βDestroying the equivalent of 40 MCGs worth of greater glider habitat and then attempting to relocate all hollows and claim this somehow offsets the harm to greater gliders is genuinely deluded, and contemptuous.β - me
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Cartoon. Person says to other person βWe invented a robot that answers questions.β, adding, βwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ. The other person asks βBut it answers the questions correctly?β Person responds βOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text
12.02.2026 13:44 β π 12625 π 4119 π¬ 3 π 60I was trying to take a photo without disturbing him π
12.02.2026 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fluffy magpie soaking in lawn sprinkler
Paid some dude on airtasker to fix the sprinkler. Fluffiest magpie in the hood approves.
12.02.2026 09:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An Olympic athlete sprints on an ice track, bent over, pushing a small sled at the start of a run, legs and arms blurred by motion. (Stefano Rellandini / AFP / Getty)
Winter Olympics Photo of the Day: Starting Speed - Austin Florian of Team USA begins a run at a skeleton men's training session at Cortina Sliding Center in Cortina d'Ampezzo on February 11, 2026, during the 2026 Winter Olympic Games.
Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
Pretty sure my employer's policy of going into the office each day isn't meant to apply when it's raining. WFH or melt obvs.
11.02.2026 21:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The word βstanβ comes from the Eminem song "Stan," which is about one of his obsessed fans.
What if Eminem named the fan βDennisβ?Β
We could be saying, βI dennis Beyonce.β
My house is full of Jon Kudelka art - lots of happy sad memories of a really top notch bloke
10.02.2026 09:37 β π 268 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0It's cool how LinkedIn, with access to all of my professional history, thinks that maybe I should apply for a job as a GP.
10.02.2026 02:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is amazing π
09.02.2026 11:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0