Ron Purtee

Freaky Tales (2025) When I first heard about Freaky Tales, I had only seen a video on social media where Tom Hanks rattles on to Pedro Pascal about the top 5 underdog movies of all time.

I watched Freaky Tales and then wrote about it. open.substack.com/pub/imuncler...

I know things are terrible for everyone right now, but without my car, I really need some help. If anyone could help you can venmo me at @Ron-Purtee cash app $RonPurtee and my paypal is ronpurteetv@gmail.com I have whiplash, bruised ribs and a damaged elbow and I really need some help.

I Contain Multitudes That line from the Walt Whitman poem “Song of Myself” encompasses the entirety of the new Stephen King adaptation “The Life of Chuck”, adapted by the horror guru Mike Flanagan.

The Life of Chuck was a masterpiece. Here is my review: open.substack.com/pub/imuncler...

YouTube video by Uncle Ron Episode 268: Craig Benzine (@wheezywaiter )

Hey there I spoke with @wheezywaiter.bsky.social about his new documentary and you should give it a view! youtu.be/Ru8t52BQ33Y?...

Oh well that’s good

If Trump is such a great negotiator, can he trade Katy Perry for a bag of space beans? We’d really make out on the deal!

This is going to be a slobber knocker. A pier 6 brawl. Or some other thing that you could hear on WWF in the 90!

I’m sorry I’ve been avoiding you Blue Sky. I know you will never send me notifications of the Cheeto in Chief spouting bull. I’ll be here more often. I’ll come back from getting my cigarettes

I mean, 90% of this isn’t a joke. @drewbarrymorebr.bsky.social #standupcomedy #standupcomedian

The Most Important Ted Talk You Will Ever Attend #standupcomedy

Travis Kelce looked like an extra that got cut from the final edit of American Hustle.

YouTube video by Uncle Ron Like You Wouldn’t Try.

If you DONT know I’m a comedian and tonight was amazing and I really love this joke and I hope you do too! youtube.com/shorts/8iRzy... #standupcomedy

So, any other Doctor Who fans out there in the BlueSky world?

Hi gang are you someone who makes video content in south eastern Wisconsin? Please get ahold of me I have something I need to discuss with you!

I mean as you do.

I mean c’mon I’m lookin good.

I’m over there I’ll throw you a sub!

So tonight was something special

So, if TikTok goes away, what do you think the over/under is that YouTube starts allowing people to go live in the same manner?

Gonna be hitting up an open mic for the first time in years. Being on stage at the latest Blankfest and getting genuine laughs really awakened a monster deep within me. Cue that speech from Rocky Balboa. Or just imagine something inspirational cuz it’s almost 3am

I’m lucky mine was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I am not doing ok tonight

Comic fans, who, for you is a more iconic couple in comics; Lois and Clark or Reed and Sue?

YouTube video by Uncle Ron La façon de s'asseoir confortablement

So I decided to just be crazy with the content I make. So here is a throw back to something I did awhile ago that I really enjoyed and I hope you do too! youtu.be/XQtXrpFm8Lo

So i think it was 12 years ago when @wheezywaiter.bsky.social and the rest of Driftless Pony Club played Blankfest. Here is proof. It’s also proof I had just eaten many small humans

YouTube video by Uncle Ron Whoops. Sorry about thhat

I made a huge mistake youtube.com/shorts/vL1FD... #dadjokes #roberteggers #nosferatu

@jamesgunn.bsky.social not sure if you get this a lot but any plans going forward to continue to use Matt Ryan as Constantine? He’s absolutely perfect and under your watchful eye he would be even more perfect

So turns out @therealjoebob123.bsky.social has more to do with my life than I thought. Kirkman saw Romero on the Movie Channel and made The Walking Dead which led to the zombie revival and I made Becoming Undead in 2010 and the rest is history. damn, thank you Joe Bob