Andlat, Fox of Oz

I know it's a legitimate medical term, but every time I see "frailty" on a death certificate, it feels Victorian

It occurred to me that, if I just mention offhand my Planned Parenthood appointments to my family, they're going to assume I have an STI

Maybe I just need to be more controversial

I guess that happens off and on here, but it's much more consistent elsewhere

Bluesky just doesn't have the "I only follow you to be contrary to your every opinion" energy of other platforms

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In Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Dorothy specifically requests they stop so she can wash in a river and get water to drink.

It stands to reason that there were bathroom breaks too!

Remember that two of her three travel companions wouldn't need to pee though

Disney put out Hercules nearly a decade before the first Percy Jackson book!

PSA: Rick Riordan didn't invent Greek mythology

Cassian Andor, who has been fighting the Empire for years, is shocked by the revelation that they sometimes do evil things

Hundreds!? I saw the plaza. There's six people dead tops

It's such an ineffective massacre, a character can stand in the middle of it looking confused and not get hit at all

a cartoon dragon with a crown on its head is standing in front of a castle Alt: Spyro

My Spiro prescription always takes too long to fill

I'd probably ask for a superhero and have to settle for Belle instead

Princesses are kinda superheroes!

Nomf

"I don't need diapers!" The fox tried to kick at the wolf, but he seemed prepared for every bit of the fox's resistance.

"It fits you so well, little kit." The wolf said. "And I think you'll like it even better once you see the pretty, prissy diaper cover I've got for you!"

Oh, the Empire is like a mile down the road? Let me just say Cassian's government name into this comm.

It's ok though because the ISB inexplicably just decided to give up an episode earlier.

I just might!

Huh

I could do a diaper and tutu pretty easily

I 100% believe Palpatine would name his propaganda department the Ministry of Enlightenment, but the writers should still be ashamed

A prequel really shouldn't be doing this many death fakeouts 🙄

"And for my last wish." His sister said to the genie. She look at him and smirked.

"I wish everyone thought my brother was my poodle." She said.

"Done!" The Genie said and disappeared back into the lamp.

"WHAT!" He shouted.

"Down boy, no barking!" His sister commanded firmly.

The next day, clothes will hide his new vest and hip rosettes, but how will he keep his purple bracelets and hairdo from becoming the main topic around the water cooler?

"Did you see? Like, I knew he was a poodle, y'know? But now he's a Poodle!"

Some days I fancy giving Scoot a make-over so he looks like my neighbor’s poodle, Baguette. Although he would look very à la mode, I suspect the style would not suit an all-American pup like my boy. And giving Scoot a suitable French doggy name would just confuse him.

a cartoon poodle with pink hair and a pink tail Alt: a cartoon poodle with pink hair and a pink tail

I think it's obvious they're still strong

The medbed conspiracy, except it keeps you properly diapered

If he's lucky, some of the houses will have Milkbones for such a pretty pooch