bh3lliom | That Planescape GM

Teaching kiddo how to play D&D today.

"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."

Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆

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Quotes from my games:

"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..

"The Bongocat lobby code?"

#dnd #planescape

Quotes from my games:

"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."

#dnd #planescape

Quotes from my games:

"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."

#dnd #planescape

Quotes from my games:
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
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Quotes from my games:
“From my experience with cogs, size doesn’t matter.”
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Quotes from my games:
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
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Quotes from my games:
"Do we find it odd that there's a whale in the underdark?"
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Quotes from my games:

Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."

Quotes from my games:

"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"

Quotes from my games:

"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"

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