ShyGuyWilliam (he/they)

Uh enjoy some pickups I got recently

Oh shit….. what’s up Bluesky 😅

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

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Fuck man this job hunt is crazy and draining. If I can’t find one soon where I live…. Might have to go back to where I was originally at and really don’t want to go back there

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

@robertgarcia.bsky.social: "Once a subpoena is out, we want to receive the [Epstein] files, videos, documents, all within 30 days. So we expect, hopefully, Chairman Comer to accept those terms... It's important that he knows that the American public is carefully watching his actions."

My Lafufu got the drip 🤣

I've been given approval to announce some awesome news. I will be working with @magic.wizards.com at #SDCC for an official appearance/activation with a new cosplay promoting an upcoming set! You definitely do not want to miss this if you are going to the con!! #MTG

Look Out. 2026.

If Obama, Comey, Brennan and Biden wrote the Epstein file to destroy Trump, as he claims... why didn't they release it and destroy Trump? Not exactly airtight logic.

Memes.

Bernie and Zohran laughing.

Bernie and Zohran smiling.

Bernie may be the great Senator from Vermont but he’s Brooklyn through and through.

An absolute honor to meet with one of my heroes and the champion for working people across our country, Bernie Sanders.

Donkey Kong Bananza releases in two days!

Nintendo released the next countdown video!

MtG Proxies with art by Katir (legdotegg): Sydri, Galvanic Genius Gideon, Champion of Justice Jace, Memory Adept Liliana of the Veil Chandra, Dressed to Kill Nissa, Nature’s Artisan Call in a Professional Meeting of the Five Camaraderie

It’s been too long since I’ve done a giveaway. So I have some @legdotegg.bsky.social proxies for someone!

Like, repost, and be following us both to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 20th!

My @yungelderberry.bsky.social cup arrived today…. Am I finally cool enough dad??!!

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Paladin quest players seeing a shaman quest

Kotis or Kobold? Pogchamp or Pepehands?

@aims.bsky.social and @pastrytime.bsky.social ponder the important questions as they join us for the latest episode of Commander at Home!

Can Teysa pay off Sarkhan with treasure? Just how big does that Kobold get?

Find out now!

LIVE: youtu.be/JJxb50Ez0uQ

No diving! #AEWDynamite

Time to unwind with #aewdynamite

Glad I got to see @jbonecreations.bsky.social today! Was good to catch up and chat for a bit.

Now for deck fixing and some wrestling

RIGHT??!!

PSA for my fellow sensitive babes, turns out Vaseline lip balm is NOT just 100% Vaseline (as I stupidly believed). It also contains beeswax :')
Was wondering why my lips were still cracking and peeling, even after using a whole tube of this stuff during Vegas -- it's actually ✨an allergic reaction✨💕

I’m here for it….

Scary clown mage?

This a take I stand by as well

Also, my eternal Commander take:

If you hate losing to a card or seeing it in play, don't put it in your deck.

Well, well, well. If it isn't our old nemesis deadly heatwave.

DEATH STRANDING Animated Feature In The Works From PRISONERS Writer Aaron Guzikowski As well as a live-action movie from A24, Hideo Kojima’s DEATH STRANDING is also getting an animated feature adaptation from PRISONERS writer Aaron Guzikowski.

As well as a live-action movie from A24, Hideo Kojima’s DEATH STRANDING is also getting an animated feature adaptation from PRISONERS writer Aaron Guzikowski.

Transience Of Life - Commander (Kefka, Court Mage // Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) A deck created using Moxfield.

Really happy with how this deck turned out, excited to play it

#magicthegathering #commander #cedh

moxfield.com/decks/t_cHrm...

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