Clove of garlic

Careful man-thing if that is garlic Naan thou eats, thy fate will be sealed

Watch thy step in the shadows 'o flesh bound one for i pursue even when thou rests thy weary feet i pursue even when the earth is scorched and the ground salted for I am many and you are one

I pray 'o beast wearer that thy hath not consumed mine kin lest I slay thee despite thou's druidic practice that binds thee to the same roots that i am bound, I appreciate thy dubbing of your kindred in my name and it receives my blessing and my mercy

Watch thy step, o' wretched flesh kindred and know that thou hath made an enemy o' mine

I indeed had a good mourn today

My apologys for the lack of response I came down with a plague most vile and slumbered for 7 nights and 7 days but alas the putridity and rot of the fourth horsemans doing, could not bring me down

My greetings to you as well

He will perish in the pallor of the suns rays, for his avaricous desire as all of you wretched spawn shall

Thy corpse will be subsumed as nutrients for my bretheren soon enough, count your days, wretched spawn

Much like how thou plucked my bretheren from their earthen home thou did the same with shrimp, i will avenge them too, write thy will with swiftness and make all apologys that you can to those thou hath wronged for i come for you in every waking moment

That is because mine kin wait and bide our time for when we shall strike thy kind down and become the true sons of the earth

To have garlic in thy soul is to be able to cast the deep garlic magicks and to recount the secrets written into the earth, it is truly the height of wisdom

No

Mine wrath does inflict a heat of utmost grandeur on those whom bear witness

Thy family had wisdom, they will have mine mercy.

No

I swear upon my honor, Alex Garlick, thy have mine mercy and mine protection as thou art garlic and that means root privilege

Thy hath luck to have curried favor mine from the watching of such a fine film, thy get mine mercy. For now.

Ensure thy spawn doth not supplicate too verily lest their avarice inflict misery upon mine kin

I will flay thou alive and see what enjoyment thee derived of it

I will slather thee in animal fat and wax and light thou aflame as caligula with the roman candle did unto his foes

Watch thy back, wretched man thing

I will sacrifice thee onto boiling water as thy did to my kin and I will call it long pig soup

Imagine if I told thee you smelt well, doesn't that make you uncomfortable, now think about how I feel

Garlic in the soul means garlic born (able to channel the ancient garlic magicks forgotten by the aurochs and the few secrets left to be written in the earth)

There's a reason we must be peeled, inferior wretched life form

The soul of garlic? The garlicborn?

Blessings be upon ye

Death will come to thee on swift black wings as a messenger of my wrath