𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘

ABOMINATION REVEALED AT LAST, by Osees 12 track album

Today's hot drop

Two directions castle meme but both castles are dark DYING YOUNG SO YOU GET MYTHOLOGIZED AND REVERED EVEN THOUGH YOUR MUSIC IS PRETTY MID CHUGGING ALONG FOR YEARS AND YEARS UNTIL YOU BECOME AN IRRELEVANT PARODY OF YOURSELF

It's summer, there's an idiot warmonger president, AFI has a cool new single out, people keep trying to get me to watch South Park, really excited about the Carolina Hurricanes

2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣6️⃣ re- re- REWIIIIND

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

When I was a kid, I always wondered why the Montreal Expos logo said "ello"

Me too 😔

THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION

CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin

CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

It's a term somebody cooked up to refer to people who abstain from using AI because they're supposedly just as annoying as vegans

It's good from the rip, but then at 2:28 I show you my Soul

YouTube video by Movieclips Darkman (7/11) Movie CLIP - The Pink Elephant (1990) HD

This is the energy I bring to posting

YouTube video by Movieclips Darkman (7/11) Movie CLIP - The Pink Elephant (1990) HD

This is the energy I bring to posting

I added you

Snopes article "Did Paul McCartney visit Phil Collins in hospital and play 'Hey Jude'?" accompanied by a hilariously bad AI image of Paul McCartney playing an acoustic guitar in a hospital room

Theory: Snopes invented generative AI in order to remain relevant debunking things like this that are obviously fake

I can jork in my own yard haven't you ever heard of Castle Doctrine

An old Sears riding mower with a cigarette lighter

We had a world where lawnmowers had cigarette lighters and we threw it away

Current Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick was Jeffrey Epstein's next door neighbor

When you already hit but then realize the mayonnaise in their fridge is something other than Duke's

An old Sears riding mower with a cigarette lighter

We had a world where lawnmowers had cigarette lighters and we threw it away

Mango Dole whip with strawberries, champy, tajín and a little umbrella

Ice cream place other side of the river has a "mangonada" which is mango Dole whip, strawberries, chamoy, and tajín

History's greatest chokes:

Buffalo Bills in 4 straight Super Bowls

Napoleon in Russia

The tree that fell on Greg Abbott

1986 Red Sox

This is correct.

"Unalive" is self-censorship talk, the only reason it caught on is because of how draconian social media platforms have become when it comes to blocking anything that has a whiff of dark and/or problematic subject matter.

Reject similar terms like the virus they are.

NEW OSEES NEW OSEES Abomination Revealed At Last Sick cover by Tetsunori Tawaraya

Oh shit the record is a fucking incredible green and clear splatter

NEW OSEES IS IN THE HOUSE

I don't know, huckstering a casino game app on late night TV seems like it's even below hosting Talk Soup on E!

Joel McHale dressed like the captain of a boat going to Little Saint James Island hawking the "Jackpot Party Casino" app

Yo what happened to Joel McHale

History's greatest chokes:

Buffalo Bills in 4 straight Super Bowls

Napoleon in Russia

The tree that fell on Greg Abbott

1986 Red Sox

Like Moorcock's Eternal Champion, he might not be a Luigi but we'll know him for his Deeds

The Luigi thing was only 9 months ago

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