Coldhammer

Love is lewd.

Welcome back, Ea-Nasir!

This made me realize. Every pharaoh would have been in the Epstein emails.

It’s not though.

Run the god damn ball.

Mama mia

Really feels like this next season may be his last with us if it doesn’t go well.

WHY.

“Somebody should do something”

He’s so sweaty. Also, I love the random Pittsburgh Toilet.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

How else are my kids going to learn about how @surber.bsky.social feels about fruit shakes at Cook Out, a thing not in the Midwest?

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Wait all this vitriol is over someone from Terf Island, the island famous for its imperialism, saying Americans aren’t prepared for how hated they are? Come on.

No I’m not listening to or reading about Davis. I’m doing chest press until I fail and hopefully kills me instead.

“Americans aren’t prepared for how much they’re hated” we’ve been told since the 2000s that if we are abroad to say we’re Canadian I don’t think there’s a people more prepared for this.

Eat shit profiteer.

O’Natan.

Won’t matter they’ll still lose to the Globetrotters every time. Starting to think it’s rigged.

I’d laugh so hard.

Season ending with more questions than answers, a proud Viking tradition.

Just say “pinch my armpits” like a normal person you nerd.

All of my holiday gifted t-shirts are too tight in my lats.

New year, new “I’m going to figure out what’s wrong with my knee so I can deadlift more”.

It would cost $700+ a year to have my kids take the bus to school. Fix that and I’ll be happy to stop doing drop off and pick up.

Aaron going to finally be a good quarterback when Adam requests to be cut to play for a contender.

You can’t even get lost and get on the wrong airplane anymore. Because of 9/11.

I would simply not leave my child home, alone.

Mr. Green ruled. Higher caffeinated Dr Pepper? Sign me up.