Catching the bus is kinda like catching a pokemon
26.01.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bugluver2006.bsky.social
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Catching the bus is kinda like catching a pokemon
26.01.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't imagine what was going thru his head. 'what do girls even like these days...?Stickers? '
21.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep thinking about the guy flirting with me and shea in the donut line the other day who said let me buy you some stickers
21.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you would run over a chicken without feeling any remorse I genuinely think you should kys
18.01.2026 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dua lipa faith
13.01.2026 08:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I don't even wannt it if it's not gonna be a pizza
12.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two old ahhh customers just walked in, rude asf to me, then the whole cafe started smelling like shit. I'm not saying they did..
06.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't care + didn't ask + i make my parfaits into little hearts whilst yours are simply blobs
04.01.2026 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me watching euphoria at 15 and doing weed for the first time: omy god this is literally me
22.12.2025 04:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mistake for biting you I just thought you were a big juicy red apple
08.12.2025 04:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How it feels to go a day without spending money
03.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taco Bell..... Lyra Belle.... Coincidence.... I Think Not
02.12.2025 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if I just even named my daughter Juice
01.12.2025 08:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I tried it one time and I didn't like it
19.11.2025 08:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m even gonna show YOU even because i don’t even eat cat food.
19.11.2025 08:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Giving these to my girl w a praise kink
18.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0doing it with lyra next week
16.11.2025 09:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Super glue and nail glue are interchangeable u can't argue with me on this
25.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0guys i wish everybody in the world had a hug
23.10.2025 06:31 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Horror movies are like "It" "You" "Us"
Use a Full Sentence!!!!!
Guy who walks thru an entire haunted house on a business call
20.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Caught the whiff of a perfume from an old lover and had to forcibly stop myself from smelling everyone on the bus
17.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's a 40/50?
80% Can we have sex?
love and prayers for my girlfriend Maeve she's so brave
28.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why would you think it then
22.09.2025 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THANKSGIVING 🦃
21.09.2025 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guys.. it's happen ing
20.09.2025 22:52 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0oh damn, your man seems like he really sucks. maybe you should eat my pussy about it
17.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0worlds smallest Lyra reunites with maeve
31.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1