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The sublime order of the universe and other miscalculations
We've enjoyed being the world's preeminent superpower since 1945. What other thanks do we need?
07.05.2025 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Faux and whiskey leaks Pete are poor little snowflakes.
Boo freakin' hoo
Just looking at this image, I smell body odor overlayed with a faint urine stench.
07.05.2025 10:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mouse jiggler tech improves as boss-ware becomes more intrusive. Nice!
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And Marco wasn't tall enough to be in frame.
05.05.2025 10:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caramel deLites/Samoas are superior in every way. Even if they've been sitting on a dashboard in August.
04.05.2025 11:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0k
01.05.2025 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Capitalism's only ideology is profit.
01.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For a brief moment, I got to feel smart because I knew something. Thank you to my 8th grade geography teacher!
01.05.2025 10:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0November 3, 2026
Midterm election
This is our target, people!
Make America America again!
Tesla denies report that the EV maker is looking to replace Elon Musk
www.cnbc.com/2025/05/01/t...
Sure, Robyn. Absolutely false. You betcha.
*snicker, snicker, snicker
#musk #tesla #denholm #fafo
Did anyone tell Melania that older equipment and newer equipment shouldn't be mixed?
30.04.2025 16:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When President Pees-Himself dies (please be soon), which of the liars will try to fill the power/influence vacuum that's left?
#Trump #maga #republican #liars
How do people watch that crap?
29.04.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations, sir!
29.04.2025 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He doesn't read, Chuck!
27.04.2025 17:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, Ms. Warren. Those bells have been going off since 2016. The problem is, we don't have people in power going after them the way they're coming after us.
26.04.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They didn't have the "special" pants in black?
26.04.2025 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bad form, apologists
#maklelan2684
youtu.be/eJ95MArbs8s
He's clearly in the 290 to 300 pound range.
26.04.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where it says "...the rules"; They mean The Constitution.
26.04.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.04.2025 19:51 — 👍 301 🔁 69 💬 11 📌 6
I'm hoping it's a massive stroke and that it happens publicly. Seriously, like bro just face plants in a big mac.
*chef's kiss
Liar, liar, Depends on fire 🔥
26.04.2025 09:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Liars
25.04.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Waiting a week for a one half-hour episode of your favorite show that had to be watched in real time with no pause button.
25.04.2025 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As they say in the South, just pickin'. 😁
24.04.2025 10:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bookmarks are pretentious. Dog-eared pages are for everyone.
Bookmarks are like a house staged for sale by a real estate agent. Dog-eared pages are a home where happy people live.
Bookmarks are like a synthetic strawberry flavor. Dog-eared pages are real strawberries.
🤭
Screen capture of an article from CNBC.
I think Mexico and Canada should use this.
24.04.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking: By executive order, President Trump has declared that Vatican City is now renamed "Little USA" and that he, himself, will take the office of Pope and rename it "Grand Pubah."
He is quoted as saying, "DOGE found the selection process to be rigged and full of radicalized birds."
