hey fyi i think He is telling multiple dolls this, i heard the same line
i’m not casting any aspersions. i have only stated plainly what i like to do and what i don’t like to do. there is no morality to be parsed therein. if what i said makes you feel a way that is only coming from inside you.
i love podcasts i would just never listen to one about phish
old guy at the bagel shop called me “honey” when he greeted me and “sweetie” when he he took my order. then, after i asked for my coffee black, he called me “mommy” TWICE
so here i am, at Quest, cash in hand, and they are suddenly insisting that “we cannot sell you any blood, for any reason, sir” and demanding that i leave
sure i’ve spent an embarrassing amount of my money going to nearly 150 shows and of my time listening to thousands of hours of archival recordings, but i’m sorry i absolutely draw the line at a phish podcast 🙅♀️ #notevenonce
i really loved him in Dirty Hairy, but my all-time favorite has to be A Doll Full of Fisters
it’s called a ball-peen hammer bc that’s what i will resort to if they take my hrt away
spironolagnew
Bricky Martin — Livin’ La Vida Cuca
don’t fuck me i’ll cum
he will take the name Innocent
so does becoming a foreign monarch impact the pope’s US citizenship???
Look at my pope Dawgggggg I’m going to hell 😫🤯🤣
telling the laser tech to leave my moustache so i blend in with the other italian women
call me Speed Trap the way i’m always clocking these bitches
the pharisees heard there was a guy claiming to be the son of god and were like “oh gee, sus”
insane in the meme brain
a queer and present danger
please wear sunblock 🙏
i don’t wanna dilator i wanna live forever
::vroomvroom:: omw!
smh they should it antisocial media amirite chat
til the swinton whats??????
absolutely queening out with the buds and the blossoms
that really always stuck w me—in even the broadest sense about like not being a pretentious prick in anything you do or the way you approach anything if what you seek is to like actually fucking get joy from it
one time i saw kay ryan & carl phillips & james tate get into it abt the function of obscurity to create deep, rich meaning—but how bad poets being obscure for obscurities sake (or worse as a flex) makes readers feel alienated & obtuse—and so teaching kids to approach poetry as a cipher is damaging
freak in the sheets
freak in the streets
freak at my day job
freak on a leash
