@bentyers.bsky.social
Casual observer. Head of Content at Carsales.
You can still call them maggots when they’re wearing bright yellow
09.06.2025 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d come up with a great business idea but I don’t want to have to make TikToks to sell it
06.05.2025 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t be arsed with the Cats. Can they just get investigated for one of their indiscretions, just one? It would be enough. A little board instability? Is it too much to ask?
03.05.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we could just know who the PM is tonight, that would be great
02.05.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which direction in relation to your radio dial
01.05.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just performed the Pick-A-Part song word for word for my children
01.05.2025 09:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Metro needs a little snack car that goes up and down the carriages—especially on footy specials
24.04.2025 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I suggested that
24.04.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This has ten goal win by Richmond all over it
24.04.2025 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can argue whether it was right or not until the cows come home, but I could do with a little curfew right now
20.04.2025 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shorts and a tee at the footy feels very odd
19.04.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the more things happen, the more they stay the same
17.04.2025 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$600M is $3.8B in 2025 currency.
17.04.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No benefits for commuters. It's a shame
17.04.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh damn, an underground rail project in Melbourne going over budget
17.04.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will never forgive the Giants and the Suns for making their names all caps
16.04.2025 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Churches were always beautiful, ornate buildings with a spire that stretched into the sky to be closer to god.
These days they’re happy with a warehouse behind a Bunnings.
Essendon by 100
11.04.2025 12:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cats couldn’t beat Dees by 58/59–you have to wonder where they’re at
04.04.2025 11:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dees sending me this week’s team on multiple comms channels like I give a shit
03.04.2025 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Off the charts this bloke
02.04.2025 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you only have one biscuit from a pack of Jatz, that singular biscuit is a Jat
02.04.2025 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0187 on offer next Friday night.
29.03.2025 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’ll be having that thank you
29.03.2025 05:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice little era we had there. Fire sale time.
29.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 070 years from now, people will be looking back at the 2020s as ‘simpler times’. I pray for those people
28.03.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There really are no winners in this game—impossible to support either team
27.03.2025 10:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’ll be fine. The kids are good. If they can prove the forward line works in the next few weeks we’ll be ok
23.03.2025 10:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Demons gonna Dee a lot this year. They can say it’s not a rebuild, but it’s a transition at the very least. A rebuild with stars still attached.
23.03.2025 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Footy’s back
22.03.2025 11:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
