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i look like this btw
its such a fun map but its such an annoying setup to try and get things done early. everything has to be perfect
you have to take the keurig with you too the fae demand it
girl the fae are telling you to move out. you have find somewhere else you dont mess with the fae they eat bones or some shit you have to move back in with your middle class parents
sorry girl the tiktok said that talking to me about steven universe unprompted is poser shit! i know i know its shocking to me too
talking to my annoying roommate: have you heard that people are saying that "doing the dishes" is folk punk? you should try it out sometime
every tweet ive seen since the election reads exactly like how people act when they discover /b/ for the first time
she strips down into nothing but these and you immediately lose any lust that was in your mind and body. you are now a husk bound to wander the streets until you die
max landis wearing this to the rlm episode
throwing a guy out of a window for changing your wifes diaper?
Have you ever changed a diaper?
Don’t be telling me about changing diapers. I’m the diap fucking master.
You changed a lot of them?
Shit yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don’t be tickling or nothing.
Would you change a guy's diaper?
...Fuck you.
talking to my gf about diapers like the foot massage scene from pulp fiction
i can see how diapers are cute but i cant get behind mess. you made something cute and made it gross on purpose. it couldve been cute art but you filled it with shit and stink lines. what is wrong with people
messing is the scat of the abdl world
diapers are the feet of the abdl world
dont worry kitten mommys gonna feed you real good
うましり
when your girl bends over and she has the resident evil eye instead of a hole
you dont understand! its always hondosing if its from a doctor 8mg orally is still hondosing!
live laugh pho noodles
can you pretty please recite the alphabet
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY INVENTORY OKAY ITS NICE
operation raccoon city! its so fucking silly and stupid
the deer with the hands
chubmaster logged on
she loves to play with me she blows me up in cars and runs me over constantly
this is why they aren't called the euphoric sisters
yes babe youre doing good lets get you back to modern controls okay? (shaking keys but its a can of tuna)
