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Douglas (Dougie) Jones

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“Citizen of Nowhere” (05/10/16). “Beastly Little Swine” (12/11/21). “He is the Yorkshire Jon Snow” (26/08/24). “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” Often talking about snooker or football Mediocre #FPL player

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An interesting GW

I’m not sure how (un)lucky the Gakpo injury was

The original plan (which I bottled) would have earned 16 more points, but cost at least one (possibly two) transfers down the line…
…a mad haul from Cole Palmer would make me feel better 🤷🏼‍♂️ #fpl

20.02.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If N’diaye is injured, it’s going to make it quite difficult for me to bench this guy… #fpl

14.02.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are Arsenal’s defence all dropping when it’s *possible* that they could have a DGW in 25? 😂

01.02.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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João Pedro 🔄 Beto
🍑 The Moyesiah
🧢 Salah
#FPL

01.02.2025 11:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buying Beto to bench Semenyo 🤮 #FPL

01.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Salah 🧢

Out:
Bob Sanchez
Bruno Fernandes (that was a dud 🤮)
Chris Wood

In:
Jordan Pickford
Bryan Mbeumo
Cody Gakpo

Not entirely sure about benching João Pedro, but I am starting to despise having to look at him in my team each week

#fpl

25.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does anyone have any injury updates? #fpl
*ps: I’m already getting Wood’s points for Rico Lewis

14.01.2025 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity… #fpl

Maddison 🔄 Bruno Fernandes 🧢

14.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn’t at the Norwich playoff game, I was at Leicester

I wouldn’t choose a game that I wasn’t at haha

20.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leicester
Dan James vs. Hull
Georginio Rutter

20.12.2024 12:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I have food brought in”
Is that not lunch?
Congratulations to her for being So financially well off that she is able to waste taxpayers money on asking someone else to supply her food 🙄

12.12.2024 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ve also conceded 8 more goals…

08.12.2024 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

16 surely?
5 goal, 3 bonus, doubled

08.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The ACLU gets *zero* funding from the government.

A bit disconcerting that the fellow tasked with reducing government funding doesn't know that.

06.12.2024 20:59 — 👍 27205    🔁 5226    💬 1436    📌 355

So my bench boost is a dud, but in what realistic world did anyone foresee Bob Sanchez getting benched tonight? 🥺
#fpl

04.12.2024 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

South Korea was able to restore democracy and undo the martial law order because people reacted quickly and decisively. That’s how you protect democracy.

03.12.2024 17:12 — 👍 5538    🔁 1154    💬 108    📌 59

Response to coups by elected leaders:

- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens

- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics

- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court

03.12.2024 20:31 — 👍 16695    🔁 4817    💬 282    📌 297

Ngl, I’m quite curious about the 7-3 count of Big Chances haha

03.12.2024 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being honest, the difference between 8th and 17th is only a few million quid…
…both have the same outcome for next season

03.12.2024 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.12.2024 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Would you bench boost this?

03.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Fabianski likely to start tonight?
I’m thinking of a Bench Boost

03.12.2024 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d arguably bench boost it, but I’m very much from the school of disliking the chip and actively look to “burn” it

I’m boosting my own team too fwiw, mostly because I like Fabianski’s fixture

03.12.2024 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m tempted to “burn” my Bench Boost? 🤔 #FPL

03.12.2024 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My personal disdain for John Cleese is why I was unable to get into Fawlty Towers

02.12.2024 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m planning to buy João Pedro and Saka this week… 😂

02.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve not made a transfer since my GW10 Wildcard…
…although I think I’ll be making two tonight

02.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I agree with your first point, which is why I dislike paying £15m for him

Even had he got 20-30 extra points across this period, I’d still be happy with that output as a non owner

02.12.2024 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not as lucky if you consider that Haaland needs two goals every game to justify costing £15m

02.12.2024 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Selling Salah for Haaland cost me 24 points in two GWs haha 🤦‍♂️

02.12.2024 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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