Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social

gallows humorist

102,576 Followers 498 Following 26,596 Posts Joined Apr 2023
38 minutes ago

I think you mean the donald j trump and the john f kennedy center??

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1 hour ago

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

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2 hours ago

anyway get ready to pay more for everything with dollars that will be worth less. and if you have retirement savings, well, hahahaha.

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2 hours ago

yes it's bleak as hell but presidenting-by-tweet is also hilarious. bleakly hilarious.

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5 hours ago
Preview
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New from 404 Media: the removed DOGE deposition videos have already been backed up across the internet. A judge ordered their removal from YouTube on Friday. By Saturday, the videos were available on the Internet Archive and as a torrent file www.404media.co/the-removed-...

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5 hours ago

plenty of blame to go around but I always think about what a different world we'd be living in if mitch mcconnell hadn't blocked conviction and removal

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5 hours ago
sowing/reaping meme

maga's not bright enough to understand but they're about to be living the meme for real

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6 hours ago
An infographic titled "president Trump is reshaping the media", reposted from his truth social account.

Donald Trump is now just openly bragging about interfering in the media. He's the president. He's running a truck over the first amendment here.

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5 hours ago

how much worse could things possibly get? don't ask

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5 hours ago

the united states of dread and anxiety

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5 hours ago

You're overthinking. All that's needed is a map and a Sharpie.

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6 hours ago

can you even imagine how fucked we'd be otherwise

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6 hours ago

it's good we have a thoughtful, reflective president surrounded by wise and experienced advisors, all totally capable of admitting errors in judgment

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6 hours ago

visibly deliquescing

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6 hours ago
that dumb "can this be a solution" tweet except it shows a cargo ship with wheels driving across land to avoid the strait of hormuz

can this be a solution?

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7 hours ago

will never forget her giving a little curtsy while voting against raising the minimum wage

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7 hours ago

the self-centered piece of shit former senator behaved like a self-centered piece of shit, as it turns out

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7 hours ago
california raisin
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8 hours ago

going bankrupt after a disastrous turn to a.i., you say πŸ€”

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22 hours ago

I went out there in 2019 and was legit surprised it survived the pandemic.

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22 hours ago

highly recommend it to you particularly, and also who knows how long until it goes out of business. (I haven't read anything, it just seems like an iffy business model.)

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22 hours ago

speaking of saarinen and tulip chairs I *assume* you've been to the twa hotel?

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22 hours ago

haha of course you would clock the chair (in alt text)

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1 day ago

The human mind was not built to process this constant onslaught.

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1 day ago

while we're thinking about Hegseth this week, Pirro is still on her bullshit every day, all day long. And Miller, and RFK jr and Dr Oz and Ka$h and on and on and on. It's an entire galaxy of constant malevolent incompetence.

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1 day ago

is there a nobel prize for lack of self-awareness

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1 day ago

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

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1 day ago

dystopian

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1 day ago

it either makes you a time lord or it drives you mad and friends if I had a Tardis I would be spending more time elsewhere

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