Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

ugh

I want a tv that plays the media I have plugged into it without spying on me or serving up adware or trying to have conversations with me, is this so much to ask

saw a tv getting delivered to somebody in my building that had "A.I." prominently on the box and man I fuckin dread the day my 15(?) year old tv finally dies

The debate over whether he means things like this literally is tangential to the reality that this guy has spent over a decade wondering aloud into the world’s largest megaphone whether anyone among his violent, unstable followers will rid him of these turbulent priests.

lol is this an actual grok reply?

I love stuff like @flaminghydra.com but I gotta be honest with you all: as an old alt-weekly alum I think the culture/essay type stuff is so much better and lands so much harder when it’s grounded in a geographic community

when it’s FOR a place that it loves

I miss the alts so bad

My “Trump does not want to execute members of Congress” statement has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the statement.

man we are not dealing with a subtle bunch

Mamdani and Trump White House Meeting Set for Friday The mayor elect said he plans to talk about affordability with the President, who has vigorously denounced him as a communist.

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani plans to address affordability concerns in his Friday White House sitdown with President Donald Trump, his first meeting with the man who labeled him “my little communist mayor” and threatened to deport him.

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

ok, per several replies, I guess he and Vance were not invited.

cheney funeral is live on tv. so far, I do not see trump in the shots of the attending dignitaries.

the video to military members reminding them their oath prohibits following illegal orders

we are "ruled" by the worst people imaginable

it's thursday and the president is calling for the execution of elected members of congress and boy, you just never know where the week is going to go, do you

On Camera, Fed Agents Point Guns at Mother and Four Kids in Queens The agents came looking for a relative who no longer lived in the apartment, the shellshocked mother told THE CITY. Days later, her children are terrified to leave their parents' sides.

"I was trying to help my mom,” said 13-year-old Jayleane, shaking, as tears streamed down her cheeks. “I saw they were pulling her hair. They had the gun in front of me. I was scared.”

I don't know anything about coding but I assume he's added a command that all inquiries about Elon Musk must produce optimally positive responses?

This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.

lolol "Unless we give Musk powered armor, AI-controlled satellite weapons, or some absurd sci-fi scenario, he’s eliminated instantly and contributes nothing other than maybe tweeting about it afterward from a bunker."

quick somebody tell RFK jr it's dinnertime

somebody ask grok who would win in a three-way fight between Elon, the Hulk, and Superman

Republicans are treating this like it's some kind of treason. Nothing is being said here that wasn't taught to me as a US Army officer, as a core and standard part of my training.

and more

we live in the stupidest timeline possible

omfg

lol the a.i. didn't even add all the gold crap on the walls

"Elon Musk is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

so grok is literally just elon behind a curtain typing furiously

This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion