Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

in certain situations there's nothing more brutal

huge protests in mpls friday, pretti shot on saturday, and now it's monday evening and the entire political balance seems to have shifted. tomorrow, we may be talking about trump's decision to nuke greenland, who knows.

BUT WHAT DO THE BAILEYS THINK

cat in hammock

how about a cozy cat hammock

it knew

“Abolish ICE” is literally the MODERATE position in America today. Not even the position Schumer’s constituents are demanding. The MODERATE position is “abolish.”

gonna start blocking soon. you are probably lovely people and I hate to block. but jesus christ, do you think I do not understand the larger situation? do you think I do not spend every waking moment thinking about it?

the best time for universities, law firms, corporations, and the fucking democrats, to oppose trump in every possible way was one year ago, but the second best time would be right now

greg bovino next to stalin, in an image from stalin era infamous for removing the person where bovino is standing

age of consent

finally realized that familiar guitar riff in whatever the car commercial is that I keep hearing is ... new order

Feels like the week we decide between making him a Hitler for 25 years while he orders executions from the YES/NO ipad in his wheelchair and oxygen tank ~OR~ making him a the most hobbled and incapable lame duck in the history of the Presidency until he's either removed or quits next year.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

yep same (sometimes 12, depending on the shoe)

I was once at a unit where the CO assured everyone that it was fine to do illegal shit, because he had their backs. Then he got relieved (thrown under the bus for higher-ups). Whole lot of people had their "come to Jesus" moment after that.
It drives home the message, "Everyone is sacrificial."

and then there's the housecat

man, got him in under the wire! who knew.

The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.

lol *does not mean

Jesus, Dems, you got Bill Kristol scoring off you

yes everyone, a small positive development does not all of our problems are solved, thanks for reminding me, a stupid person, of these facts!!!

rough day for trad cath adult converts who just wanted real life Dark Souls lore rather than any responsibility to do good in the world

think of it, every strutting ICE asshole in Minnesota has just seen one of their chief enablers get thrown under the bus. that's gotta make even the dumbest of them feel a little queasy.

I hope Bovino gets more company under that bus real soon

ahahahhhahhahah

oh wow did you give someone a jump, in the midwest, during winter, how very fucking rare, what special boys you are, should we give you a prize

All hail the heroes and martyrs of Minneapolis ✊🏿✊🏼✊🏽✊🏻✊

speaking of tiny dudes, there's a weird anecdote in that New York mag article about Trump's health, about Trump buying li'l Marco Rubio a pair of size 12 shoes and I am sorry, does anyone believe that Marco Rubio wears size 12 shoes?

Exactly right.

Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign.

Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE.

Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them.

Every possible angle.

Greg Bovino Loses His Job The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.

hah! fuck off into retirement, nazi elf.

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