Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social

gallows humorist

102,607 Followers 498 Following 26,609 Posts Joined Apr 2023
50 minutes ago

how do humorists compete with this???

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52 minutes ago

this is a great skit and yet it's got serious competition from the a.i. thing RFK himself just dropped.

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1 hour ago

that's an extreme example but literally any real estate listing that opens with "bring your architect!" is always a giant red flag

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2 hours ago

gonna need another 4M to renovate that place

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2 hours ago

he takes after me in so many ways, so probably an old fashioned. maybe occasionally a white russian.

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2 hours ago

amazing

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2 hours ago

two thoughts: (a) these people are utter lunatics, and (b) in my oval office cartoons moving forward, RFK is always gonna be shirtless.

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6 hours ago

I double checked and yes they are closed

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6 hours ago

welp. had two gallery shows I've been wanting to see, thought ah, I have a free day today! then remembered that galleries are generally closed on sunday. 😠

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7 hours ago

it's no wonder the war planning was such a clown show, grandpa is too busy decorating

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7 hours ago

oh ffs

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7 hours ago

I saw a 1940s motion lamp display for an insurance company at a flea market once that was literally a family in a burning car going over a cliff

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17 hours ago

β€œdon’t believe half of what you see and none of what you read” β€” james joyce

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23 hours ago

I think you mean the donald j trump and the john f kennedy center??

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23 hours ago
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23 hours ago

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

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1 day ago

anyway get ready to pay more for everything with dollars that will be worth less. and if you have retirement savings, well, hahahaha.

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1 day ago

yes it's bleak as hell but presidenting-by-tweet is also hilarious. bleakly hilarious.

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1 day ago
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The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet On Friday a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.

New from 404 Media: the removed DOGE deposition videos have already been backed up across the internet. A judge ordered their removal from YouTube on Friday. By Saturday, the videos were available on the Internet Archive and as a torrent file www.404media.co/the-removed-...

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1 day ago

plenty of blame to go around but I always think about what a different world we'd be living in if mitch mcconnell hadn't blocked conviction and removal

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1 day ago
sowing/reaping meme

maga's not bright enough to understand but they're about to be living the meme for real

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1 day ago
An infographic titled "president Trump is reshaping the media", reposted from his truth social account.

Donald Trump is now just openly bragging about interfering in the media. He's the president. He's running a truck over the first amendment here.

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1 day ago

how much worse could things possibly get? don't ask

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1 day ago

the united states of dread and anxiety

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1 day ago

You're overthinking. All that's needed is a map and a Sharpie.

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1 day ago

can you even imagine how fucked we'd be otherwise

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1 day ago

it's good we have a thoughtful, reflective president surrounded by wise and experienced advisors, all totally capable of admitting errors in judgment

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1 day ago

visibly deliquescing

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1 day ago
that dumb "can this be a solution" tweet except it shows a cargo ship with wheels driving across land to avoid the strait of hormuz

can this be a solution?

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1 day ago

will never forget her giving a little curtsy while voting against raising the minimum wage

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