Similar energy
Once again bullseyed by a joke absolutely no one else will get.
(Mur-der-rah)
I accidentally sprang back this weekend and now I’m unmoored from time
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".
Is this anything
Wet Hot American Fort Sumter
Alamo it when I see it
Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.
Work it, make it
Do it, makes us
Harder, better
Potlood, houder
Work trip. Infinitely worse than putt putt.
I was just at SLC (sprinting through it, as per usual), so naturally I was curious, and apparently one of these BKs is… at the Park and Wait Lot?
Man SLC park and wait got a BK and all we got at CVG is a Porta Potty.
DL2149 CVG>SLC
I had the fish.
The rice was starchy; the mushrooms, unenthusiastic.
The salmon was room temperature, but the spinach beneath contained the heat of one thousand suns.
In place of a Cheese Board, you would have CRUDITÉS!
Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Seasoned with Maldon Sea Salt!
More flavorful than the foundations of the earth!
All shall eat me, and despair!
Sauron's latest return a lot weaker than his previous iterations
*upside down face*
Niceness is a desire.
Kindness is a duty.
“Sorry I’m a believer and get riled up about the snow”
All time nonsequitur.
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
*Pulls the string on Woody's back*
"There's a bug in my assets!"
Little wing-ed potato…
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
John le Carré’s
All packed up and ready to go.
More like whatever that motel is in Control.
I submit that the tinny, smooth jazz acoustic guitar rendition of Watermelon Sugar played on select midwestern Delta flights before takeoff is the ultimate liminal musical experience.
