Duino D. Duck

Oh!! Oh!!! I am looking!

Animal husbandry? Man I hope so 💍🐮

The pillows were OK, but the sheets were a tangled mess that would fold up like a candy bar wrapped every time we laid down. Jet lag played a massive part for sure, but I've never welcomed my own bed back into my life so dramatically.

I have spent 18 of the past 24 hours asleep and I am starting to think my hotel bed in Sweden wasn't all that good, actually

Happy birthday, Pokemon!

Number Two: Meowscarada

Duino Performs a Long Combo

*does wind-up animations for three minutes before switching targets and instant KOing your healer*

Bro the other cats are gonna find out you suck at napping, this is so embarrassing for you

You will NEVER be able to call my strats braindead

Go ahead!!! Complain to Reddit!! I will never be patched!!!

🚨⚠️BROWT FINAL EVOLUTION LEAKED⚠️🚨

I am extending the area by one unit and I am also teleporting behind you

You can engage me in a random encounter! My mechanics are balanced and fun!

stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
silences you
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
lowers your defense
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
silences you

Removing the 🔜 from my display name for the first time in four months. Finally, I no longer have to telegraph my location. My attacks aren't readable. I'm adding variations to my pattern and you don't get to know about it

being able to see I posted this 19 hours ago and we've only just gotten in the door at home

I’m a fan of it!! I look at it every day and I get excited!

You made the right decision, thank you for your dedication to a noble cause

whatever. look at my fursona

🎨:mousenoises.art

Goodbye, Malmö 🇸🇪👋🏻

What did he mean by this

What IS it with you and throwing food at ducks??

Durian isn’t bad! I can see why some people swear by it. They also had milk soda, which they said was more because it was so foreign to most folks rather than outright gross, and that was pretty tasty.

The funny part was, one of the hot sauces they had me try was what I was going to use for the Taskmaster challenge, but couldn’t get it in time. Those wings were my back-up. I’m glad I got to try it and be miserable after all.

Not my favorite! The flavor wasn’t much of anything but it felt like chomping into a pile of popcorn kernel shells. Just kind of texturally unpleasant, but apparently they’re meant to be eaten as a topping so it makes more sense.

100%. I got a poster!!

The baby goat cheese 100% was, but one of the items WAS extra salty licorice. I had trained for this day

They had a tasting bar at the end where you could try some of the exhibits, including six multi-million Scoville hot sauces.

Yes, I had everything. Yes, even surströmming. Yes, even literal ants. Yes, I did it all for a poster that usually costs $12. Do not underestimate what I will do for The Bit

Feeling patriotic even in this far-off place

WHAT THE HECK!!!!

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIANOS HERE

I’m still gonna complain to the safety team because what on EARTH was that piano doing on the 25th floor