Duino D. Duck

round!!

August you act like there's a reality where I don't beat your ass on an hourly basis

Thanks for being such a good SPORT about this, coach!

Nice to know the feeling's mutual! 💣

YEAH!!! *hits Beetle so hard they go sailing into the stands and I'm left with the bomb that explodes me*

Is it acceptable recompense to say “I want to see Adler get hit by a piano”

I yearn for bird-based back and forths, it's all I could ever ask for

I would like to see her. I miss my wife, Tails

Marty you I would place firmly in the cluster in the top middle because I would delight in having some drinks and riffing on each other.

Koko goes in the absolute bottom left. I'm not explaining further

I'm choosing not to prescribe any geopolitical allegories to the chart where I decide if I want to drop an anvil on my friends or call them a bozo, even if those are the two things the modern US government does to its constituents

I mean "outwitting" also includes tricking you into a paint mixer but also I get to call you Sherwin-Williams

It means you scored more like a bottom, actually

Andy you can just pretend you're under all the icons in the top left, that's where you'd be soundly

IT'S THE NATURAL CONCLUSION OF BEING IN THE TOP LEFT KEEP UP

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING BANTER

Path you already know I'd kick your ass you're fine

Thank you all for participating in this extremely scientific exercise. I will not be taking any questions at this time (unless you are in the lower half, there is one question I will accept and the answer is "I'm free after 7PM")

Friends you should reply to this so I can sort y'all into the only metric that matters: How Would I Antagonize You

YEAH!!!!!

I'M BEING WON OVER

Every time I think Thundercat can't get cooler he pulls some stunt like this

Musical Transients (Full Album) YouTube video by Psynwav

I dunno how you feel about mashup albums, but Musical Transients is something I've listened to every few weeks since it came out. I could argue it's high art and I absolutely will. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW8...

I’m not saying it’ll happen but I’m saying there’s a LOT of compressed air in a machinist’s workshop and also it’d be funny

Happy Marten Day!!

Maisey is a brilliant inventor who created a nest of robotic arm assistants in accordance with her family’s belief everything worthwhile is hand-made. But they-and the rest of her machines- still have a few bugs to sort out…

(🎨: Sneep29)

No I'm flattered and also this means my strike was delayed and thus guards were down

AND IT AIN'T👏GETTING👏PATCHED👏👏👏

I mean, if the casting call was for "dungeon master you'd find in suburban Massachusetts," that's the exact right person

And I've been doing it for FREE. This job is gonna be EASY

I'd like to announce that yes, I'll be taking over as CEO of BlueSky. The board just reached out and said I had been unanimously heralded as "the best poster" which is the only criteria that matters.

My first act: if you use AI in any capacity, I pop out of your computer screen & smash your router

These are cute!!! (I have an incredible bias toward the third one)

Duino is the kind of guy to let someone think their cartoon contraption actually blew him to smithereens and then wait until they’re at the bargaining stage of grief so when someone says “I’d give anything to see him again” he can jump into their arms and go “anything? :3”

Toon Wolf in therapy: I’m mostly over the shock, now. Why was that joy buzzer so STRONG? …but on some level, I’m glad to be rid of that annoying duck. Does that make me a bad person?

Me adjusting the mustache taped to my beak and reaching for a car battery: have you ever heard of “exposure therapy”