Duino D. Duck

hey I got one of those

Macros using normal-sized folks as balloons is So Freaking Powerful. This is SO GOOD

I WILL find a way to antagonize a literal rock, just you wait and see

I'm calling in sick today and am going to need coverage. Please everyone subject yourselves to wacky cartoon slapstick on my behalf

Cramorant is my friend but I do not think it is Me. I want to be around him but not be him

Icky look at me. I need Little Guy energy like I need oxygen

Farfetch'd is one I adore and a really good mapping to Duino but it feels too obvious. I have it in me to be a slightly different funny little weirdo, I think

the more we look outward, the more of ourselves we discover

Dayquil is cool because you take it expecting to just play video games and zone out, but instead your brain decides all you'll think about for the next three hours is "what WOULD my Pokesona be"

I am stuck between Miltank and Meowscarada and it's almost time for my next dose and I am so nervous

What a fun character!! These are fantastic!

That's for the HRT that turns me into Smacky

I will FORCE my insurance to cover this

“So what are your transition goals”
“Ideally turning into my fursona but I’ll take anything at this point. Where are the needles”

Where do I get the HRT that turns me into a cartoon wolf who only ever wears one suspender and says stuff like “sassafras” and “tarnation” when he gets hurt

This is GREAT!! And also a direct upgrade that you will understand with time

Oh!! Oh!!! I am looking!

Animal husbandry? Man I hope so 💍🐮

The pillows were OK, but the sheets were a tangled mess that would fold up like a candy bar wrapped every time we laid down. Jet lag played a massive part for sure, but I've never welcomed my own bed back into my life so dramatically.

I have spent 18 of the past 24 hours asleep and I am starting to think my hotel bed in Sweden wasn't all that good, actually

Happy birthday, Pokemon!

Number Two: Meowscarada

Duino Performs a Long Combo

*does wind-up animations for three minutes before switching targets and instant KOing your healer*

Bro the other cats are gonna find out you suck at napping, this is so embarrassing for you

You will NEVER be able to call my strats braindead

Go ahead!!! Complain to Reddit!! I will never be patched!!!

🚨⚠️BROWT FINAL EVOLUTION LEAKED⚠️🚨

I am extending the area by one unit and I am also teleporting behind you

You can engage me in a random encounter! My mechanics are balanced and fun!

stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
silences you
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
lowers your defense
stuns you
stuns you
stuns you
silences you

Removing the 🔜 from my display name for the first time in four months. Finally, I no longer have to telegraph my location. My attacks aren't readable. I'm adding variations to my pattern and you don't get to know about it

being able to see I posted this 19 hours ago and we've only just gotten in the door at home

I’m a fan of it!! I look at it every day and I get excited!