hey I got one of those
02.03.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@mainmandarin.bsky.social
Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. ๐งก๐ฆ @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ https://linktr.ee/mainmandarin
hey I got one of those
02.03.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Macros using normal-sized folks as balloons is So Freaking Powerful. This is SO GOOD
02.03.2026 18:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I WILL find a way to antagonize a literal rock, just you wait and see
02.03.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm calling in sick today and am going to need coverage. Please everyone subject yourselves to wacky cartoon slapstick on my behalf
02.03.2026 15:34 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 0Cramorant is my friend but I do not think it is Me. I want to be around him but not be him
02.03.2026 01:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Icky look at me. I need Little Guy energy like I need oxygen
02.03.2026 01:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Farfetch'd is one I adore and a really good mapping to Duino but it feels too obvious. I have it in me to be a slightly different funny little weirdo, I think
02.03.2026 01:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the more we look outward, the more of ourselves we discover
02.03.2026 01:00 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Dayquil is cool because you take it expecting to just play video games and zone out, but instead your brain decides all you'll think about for the next three hours is "what WOULD my Pokesona be"
I am stuck between Miltank and Meowscarada and it's almost time for my next dose and I am so nervous
What a fun character!! These are fantastic!
01.03.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's for the HRT that turns me into Smacky
01.03.2026 21:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I will FORCE my insurance to cover this
01.03.2026 21:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โSo what are your transition goalsโ
โIdeally turning into my fursona but Iโll take anything at this point. Where are the needlesโ
Where do I get the HRT that turns me into a cartoon wolf who only ever wears one suspender and says stuff like โsassafrasโ and โtarnationโ when he gets hurt
01.03.2026 20:58 โ ๐ 139 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0This is GREAT!! And also a direct upgrade that you will understand with time
01.03.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh!! Oh!!! I am looking!
28.02.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Animal husbandry? Man I hope so ๐๐ฎ
28.02.2026 19:36 โ ๐ 70 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The pillows were OK, but the sheets were a tangled mess that would fold up like a candy bar wrapped every time we laid down. Jet lag played a massive part for sure, but I've never welcomed my own bed back into my life so dramatically.
28.02.2026 18:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have spent 18 of the past 24 hours asleep and I am starting to think my hotel bed in Sweden wasn't all that good, actually
28.02.2026 14:48 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Happy birthday, Pokemon!
Number Two: Meowscarada
Duino Performs a Long Combo
*does wind-up animations for three minutes before switching targets and instant KOing your healer*
Bro the other cats are gonna find out you suck at napping, this is so embarrassing for you
27.02.2026 16:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You will NEVER be able to call my strats braindead
27.02.2026 14:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Go ahead!!! Complain to Reddit!! I will never be patched!!!
27.02.2026 14:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐จโ ๏ธBROWT FINAL EVOLUTION LEAKEDโ ๏ธ๐จ
27.02.2026 14:35 โ ๐ 127 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0I am extending the area by one unit and I am also teleporting behind you
27.02.2026 12:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You can engage me in a random encounter! My mechanics are balanced and fun!
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Removing the ๐ from my display name for the first time in four months. Finally, I no longer have to telegraph my location. My attacks aren't readable. I'm adding variations to my pattern and you don't get to know about it
27.02.2026 12:38 โ ๐ 87 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 0being able to see I posted this 19 hours ago and we've only just gotten in the door at home
26.02.2026 20:51 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Iโm a fan of it!! I look at it every day and I get excited!
26.02.2026 18:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0