Duino D. Duck

Homie take a measure of your nose it’s violating zoning laws

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION

Took a weed gummy and an hour later I’m sitting here getting freaked out by videos of aardvarks. Why does it look like that. Nose animals. Sawed-off shotgun version of an anteater. They called the aardvark “aardvark” so it’d always be first in alphabetical order when it came time to question God

trying to fill a toon bird shaped hole in my heart. suddenly @mainmandarin.bsky.social #art

!!!! LOOK AT THIS BOY!! Ready to fill all holes in your heart and also to make several more in your walls

Thank you!! Holy cow what a SURPRISE, I love this!!

Loot holding a microphone as the music starts up and then just nervously dancing for the entire song only to get uproarious applause

Hydrofoil! The high-pressure scourge of Leftfield and also Duino's next door neighbor for some reason!

He's 25% an excuse to have a supervillain character, 75% an excuse to have a weapon targeted at all my inflation friends. ;)

It's the whistle in his voice, Timber. It's so cute. It makes me really, really happy to interact with that.

No this tracks. He sucks, he's just kind of like that

I am obligated to ask about Nero, you understand

That's the intent!!

there is simply no other option, it's objectively correct

Anytime I reaffirm that Duino's canon voice is Dana Snyder a few people will say "oh yeah that's what I pictured already" and it makes me so happy. He's coming across 100% as intended

There are a lot of cartoons living in my head. They've very, very loud.

This is what they sound like.

"I wish toons were real"
❌defeatist
❌inactionable
❌lacks commitment
❌doesn't inspire change

"Toons are real and I am one"
✅hell yes brother
✅makes any accident or misfortune part of your gag
✅inspires comedy in even the mundane
✅helps justify those complicated feelings you have toward Roger Rabbit

I mean we expressly didn't need to see it but thanks I guess

I CAN'T HEAR YOU I AM GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

Alright but you better do it by spinning around really fast and also I'd accept you stopping to reveal you put on the wrong outfit a couple times as a running goof

YEEEEAH LET'S SHOOT OURSELVES OUT OF CANNONS

Barnaby I have excellent news for you re: the amount of pie afterwards and also the amount of pie during

Buddy you ARE the anvil

Yeah!! OK you start playing over there and I'll watch from a safe distance for a bit and then join you

You KNOW which cartoon, buddy.

It's always a hoot watching that wolf chase me... all the stars in their eyes, they never know which way they're goin'!

would you feel safer about being the victim of a cartoon rolling pin and getting flattened that way? I hope so because I already put it in the script

Does anyone want to go play cartoons together

Glad you’re finally getting to play some real art

Printing out a wall-sized version of this image and then throwing my body against it until I manage to pass through and see a Mario 64 level select

SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS. FREE TUNNEL

The second act of this song where Andre 3000 is going insane is what I feel like when I look at my fursona