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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.

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I want Volpe gone. I think you can have Belli and Jasson in the outfield with Judge, not sure of the best defensive alignment, but it's doable. Question is whether Jasson can do enough with the bat. I'd like to think he can. I'm a big Martian fan, but I'm getting over hoping on young dudes.

09.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yankees gotta #ResignBelli, but how do they get better in the lineup for 2026? Sign Tucker and trade Dominguez? Sign Bichette and jettison Volpe? Sign Bregman and figure out what to do with McMahon? Offense has to be better. Just has to be.

09.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A right handed back up for Wells (hello, El Gary) and then keep Rosario and Cabby. A right handed outfielder?

Cole-Fried-Schlittler-Rodon-Gil will be sweet. Bullpens are weird as always. Hire Ron Washington to the coaching staff.

09.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of the team will be the same. You can count on Wells, Rice, Jazz, and McMahon on the infield. Judge, Martian in the outfield. Can you improve on Belli? Probably not. Can you improve on Volpe? Duh, but will they?

09.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Season over, and the Yankees gotta figure this shit out now. Bring back Belli, I dunno about anyone else. It was fun being miserable with y’all.

09.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least we will get more Martian next year.

09.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Boone isn’t making me watch that piece of garbage Anthony Volpe here.

09.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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michael scott from the office is ready to get hurt again . ALT: michael scott from the office is ready to get hurt again .

Five runs with three outs to go after one run over twenty four outs. Totally got this.

09.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, so much for that.

09.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please, Wellsy. I’m not ready to be done with this seaso.

09.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smallest dick move ever.

09.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This better be Ben Rice.

09.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t need help, Blue.

09.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Ryan McMahon is the only dude in the offensive column, you didn’t show up to win. They gotta figure out this offense no-show shit. This just can’t happen.

09.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The offense no showing is even worse than being blown out.

09.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck my life.

09.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please Grisham. Fucking please.

09.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stress how much I never wanna see Anthony Volpe again.

09.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wellsy was so close to getting me back into the game.

09.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to score three runs right the fuck away.

09.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still true today.

09.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that hurts.

09.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cam Schlittler has been incredible and he deserved better than what the Yankees gave him.

09.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck my life.

09.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ernie Clement is a fucking problem.

09.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McMahon is a fucking animal.

09.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boone has some balls on him, I'll give him that.

09.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck.

09.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do the Prince of New York thing, Jazz. This is your moment to be the dude who talks shit. Talk that shit.

09.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tis the moment, Giancarlo.

09.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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