Gretchen Peeners

celibacy?! you mean,, sell a bussy ?!

Instagram wants me to donate my eggs guys should I do it. I think I have like 2 dozen

call me doughy eyed the way I wanna be bred

don't ask don't tell but it's we don't have to ask we can tell

they call me yuletide carol the way I don gay apparel

if anyone wants to give me a dj controller I will make this and also do unspeakable things

7am waking up in the morning
pour myself a cup of ambition
and yawn and stretch and try to come

I'm a --- ------- hard ------- com---- ------

I'm a god fearing hard working combine driver but to the tune of dolly parton's 9 to 5
boy I sure wish I knew someone who liked to make stupid mashups

lettuce no lettuce no lettuce no

somebody waits for you, kisser wuntz for me

have a holly jolly chris

Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?

she whomp on my whomp whomp til I ayayeah

guys when I publish my thoughts to the internet they just enter the void right right

I feel like ai is a tool for averages and it should be treated as such.
that's why ai is mid
also I feel like it's just a distillation of the pattern of the internet which already accelerated and shows the pattern
the world is fucking psychotic, trying to remind myself there is beauty as well

m'licious

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Don't act like there isn't a crisis. Act like it isn't the last crisis you will ever face.

Edinburgh I am inside you

my phone is now only slightly chaotic but this one's cute. am I giving out too much information about myself

i wonder how you wind up with the gig of being a patient for the Snapchat version of doctor pimple popper. like that is such an alternative reality for me. If anyone has insights I'm genuinely curious

Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:

also there is like, no skeumorphic icon packs, it's insane

made my phone look chaotically inconsistent to cope with the impossibility of perfection and the nature of being

I read somewhere that happier people replace "I'm sorry" with "Thank you" like "Sorry for talking so much" becomes "Thank you for listening". All that being said thank you for letting me finish on your leg 10 seconds in.

Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm

smoking the joint from both ends

are any Edinburgh queers on here that wanna text me

transjohndeere