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@turfmess.bsky.social

23 / Brum • Tesco custard creams, Anobrain and xcx enthusiast insta @jordanoacf

215 Followers  |  130 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.6999

Latest posts by turfmess.bsky.social on Bluesky

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hey bluesky

13.03.2025 01:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bloomfs is this anything

13.02.2025 14:19 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

reskeet if you like getting fucked in the ass or enjoy listening to music

15.11.2024 00:14 — 👍 103    🔁 67    💬 0    📌 3

I kinda wanna know 😩

16.11.2024 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuckkk that should be me

16.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

genuinely because why is the bluesky algo showing me tons of nudes 😭

16.11.2024 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh how i wish we could sh**t customers because why did this cunt of a customer REPEATEDLY accuse me of deliberately lying and defrauding him all because i gave him the wrong directions to the train station

16.11.2024 10:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a drunk ciggie bad

16.11.2024 03:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

heyyyy

16.11.2024 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need yours too x

16.11.2024 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh!!!

16.11.2024 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

APPLIED 😭😭😭

16.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pretty gorgeous stunner!

16.11.2024 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the way doo is short for doodoo

15.11.2024 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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bluesky feeling proper fresh and nice compared to the shithole and adfest that xitter is

15.11.2024 15:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a little bulge treat for my new oomfies

15.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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15.11.2024 14:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

heyyyyyy how we doing

15.11.2024 07:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok mr itchy poopy

15.11.2024 06:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wash it

15.11.2024 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

circles is genuinely the only thing i’ll need from this app it’s already almost perfect

15.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prove it!

15.11.2024 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

see you in 7 hours oomfs love yous

14.11.2024 17:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they were not 😭 server errors everywhere

14.11.2024 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cumin seeds more like cumin me

14.11.2024 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aw thank you x

14.11.2024 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.11.2024 16:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My signature photo btw i think i look cute

14.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oops YAYYY

14.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ANGELS STARTER PACK!!!

RT and comment if you want to be included 💚💚 #CharliXCX

14.11.2024 13:53 — 👍 104    🔁 53    💬 74    📌 3

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