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Latest posts by crunchysammy.bsky.social on Bluesky

Honestly, insane cakes

06.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith!

05.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm listening to less and less music every year and I'm trying to steer myself back into more music, ideas, and explorations. This year has been tough and I'm glad I have found support in musical comfort.

04.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Like a ribbon - John Glacier

Like a ribbon - John Glacier

The passionate ones - Nourished by Time

The passionate ones - Nourished by Time

In Daytona Yellow - Leon Vynehall

In Daytona Yellow - Leon Vynehall

Glory - Perfume Genius

Glory - Perfume Genius

These are probably my most listened to for 2025. I think each of these artists have a rawness separate from their sculpted sound. .

04.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh man! Waiting in the break room before starting my first day and some old guy says "welcome to hell" and above his head a crooked warning sign says "be awesome today"

19.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A red, white, and blue worksite-style lunchbox with a red handle. It says "U.S. Mail" in gold letters

A red, white, and blue worksite-style lunchbox with a red handle. It says "U.S. Mail" in gold letters

The side panel of the lunchbox. The character Mr. Zip (a sketch of a man with wide eyes and mail carrier uniform, holding a letter up to his face) is on the white part. Underneath in red is a space that reads "My Zip Code No. Is _________"

The side panel of the lunchbox. The character Mr. Zip (a sketch of a man with wide eyes and mail carrier uniform, holding a letter up to his face) is on the white part. Underneath in red is a space that reads "My Zip Code No. Is _________"

Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)

14.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 29

I hope it's not the end of calling any cutie bubba

15.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

False alarm, but now I don't want to go to any parties I said I'd go to.

01.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly my bass synth stopped receiving midi and I want to scream!

01.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday bubba!

29.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly an inner-boomer moment where I learn that you can't "lock" your account

25.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice Wysocki shirt!

24.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had preordered it since dj koze produced it. And he hasn't said anything about it yet, so his silence is disturbing too.

23.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very very disappointing I haven't even taken the plastic off of the hit parade vinyl :(

23.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a special moment for sure, I'm hoping that room was silent for that kind of vigil.

22.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg what a show to see! I'd lose myself to Bitch Bites Dog

22.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chelsea Wolfe? Only guessing!

22.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big y

17.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For locktober I locked my account while I wait to hear back from a job offer. Festive!

17.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tush!

15.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cruel Love ft. Beau Nox, by LEON VYNEHALL track by LEON VYNEHALL

Smoking this like a pack.

leonvynehall.bandcamp.com/track/cruel-...

11.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tip of a cock touching the right side of the frame, while the subject is also wearing a weighted ball stretcher.

A tip of a cock touching the right side of the frame, while the subject is also wearing a weighted ball stretcher.

06.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That one mosquito that moisturized today

03.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man on the street pointed out my green eggs and ham tattoo said, " I used to have that tattoo", and I wanted to say, "used to?" But I asked, "are you Sam?" And then he said " no"

31.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sanity wanes like cabbage in the fridge.

20.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

U getting eepy, no?

07.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To whom it may concern...
@potatoprincess.bsky.social

07.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Falling For You, by Martyn 3 track album

martyn.bandcamp.com/album/fallin...

It's like when each individual dish of a dinner tastes good and then the meal itself just feels right.

03.08.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just make a missingNo card already!

01.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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