@crunchysammy.bsky.social
a thirst-surfing NSFW/18+ account, please view at your own discretion
Big y
17.10.2025 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For locktober I locked my account while I wait to hear back from a job offer. Festive!
17.10.2025 06:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tush!
15.10.2025 03:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Smoking this like a pack.
leonvynehall.bandcamp.com/track/cruel-...
A tip of a cock touching the right side of the frame, while the subject is also wearing a weighted ball stretcher.
06.10.2025 18:11 β π 76 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0That one mosquito that moisturized today
03.09.2025 04:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man on the street pointed out my green eggs and ham tattoo said, " I used to have that tattoo", and I wanted to say, "used to?" But I asked, "are you Sam?" And then he said " no"
31.08.2025 01:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My sanity wanes like cabbage in the fridge.
20.08.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0U getting eepy, no?
07.08.2025 02:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To whom it may concern...
@potatoprincess.bsky.social
03.08.2025 03:56 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
martyn.bandcamp.com/album/fallin...
It's like when each individual dish of a dinner tastes good and then the meal itself just feels right.
Just make a missingNo card already!
01.08.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Collection of small clouds between the tops of buildings.
A close up abstract of a cloud. Little sunset light peers around a cloud body in the bottom right corner
A moment for yesterday's clouds.
25.07.2025 22:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Serving drinks, calling out names.
ELON!
Man picks up his drink, was surprised I could say/spell the name.
Without looking up, "isn't that the same name of the annoying guy dating Grimes?"
I look up, he looks at me.
I look at Elon and I watch him leave.
Today I saw a photo that had a used car's worth of labubus
13.07.2025 05:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Any MTG Arena peeps?
Don't know if my decks are good, toxic or bad.
My handle is toad#87493
Oh dang!
04.07.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[ β Kupo! ]
01.07.2025 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gross!
28.06.2025 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bust bud
25.06.2025 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0too much fuckery going on rn
22.06.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So there's that one Thor concept art that Netease refuses to make into a skin because they are COWARDS
22.06.2025 20:59 β π 1029 π 228 π¬ 10 π 0
My creamy potato @potatoprincess.bsky.social
15.06.2025 19:18 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0big y
11.06.2025 04:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A family of 3, outlined in green, hide behind a roaring bear, as large foreboding black shadows with nightsticks and helmets lurk behind it. A green star outstretched at their feet as they try to hide from view. Text at the bottom reads in call caps: "SHIELD YOUR NEIGHBORS"
SHIELD β’ YOUR β’ NEIGHBORS
Here in #LosAngeles, we protect our neighbors at all costs.
Forgot to post that we were cute at a jazz festival
07.06.2025 18:52 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The girls fighting (good) and a cigarette (bad) would fix me.
05.06.2025 22:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Presenting my gay receipt.
01.06.2025 16:45 β π 55 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Nice climb!
31.05.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
