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Aaron Turner-Jones. Founder at Thinking Cap Studios. Dad, Web Designer, Creative Director, gun, stinking hippy, occasional hitman, coffee's bitch. Mostly sober. Chaotic good. πŸ₯‹πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ @agentsmart βœ–οΈ www.turner-jones.com πŸ–₯️

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Post image 22.06.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"What about any of that magic rare earth?"

01.04.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*knock,knock*

"Got any eggs?"

31.03.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really at loss to your motive or point sorry. Made a post about an observation I had about recent events in the place I call home and the way our current media and authorities are handling it.

No fucking idea where you're going with this. Here to be enlightened. πŸ€”

03.03.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, now that you mention it Brett, he really does. πŸ€”

03.03.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol. Keep poking. You seem up for a pointless fight. Knock yourself out.

03.03.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't have the foggiest idea.

03.03.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks."

None of that is a lie.

11.02.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm everywhere Daz.

Calm? πŸ€”

06.02.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're confusing "semite: a member of any of the peoples who speak or spoke a Semitic language, including in particular the Jews and Arabs" with "Antisemite: a person who shows hostility to, prejudice towards, or discrimination against, Jewish people."

06.02.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunning as I am I'm no linguist but why doesn't "anti-islamic" carry the same gravitas or weight as "anti-semitic" appears to?

05.02.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
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Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay

20.01.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025.

"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke

Cheers big ears.

31.12.2024 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for pointing out my disfigurement. I'm actually rather self conscious of it.

25.12.2024 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same to you Dave, merry Christmas.

25.12.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you and merry Christmas Rowdy. Sounds like an amazing way to spend your day. I hope Santa spoils you silly. Take care.

24.12.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas Jade.

24.12.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Agent Smart wearing his Christmas suit and toasting your prosperity.

Agent Smart wearing his Christmas suit and toasting your prosperity.

A-hoy hoy

A merry xmas eve to all.

I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.

I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS

24.12.2024 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotcha. Perhaps. I mean he wanted to put it all in the hands of one which thankfully won't happen now. That would have been the same old same old. Yawn. Pretty sure once Rupert finally unclasps from his mortal shell the plan is to put his mind into Lachlan's body anyway. Now it's a Battle Royale.

11.12.2024 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe. Doesn't really matter. They're siblings. 2, 4 or 14, they'll never really get along and the competition factor between spoilt, rich kids must be god tier. Should make for great entertainment. 🍿

11.12.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For sure. Often a toggle is enough.

10.12.2024 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Four Roy children from Succession.

Four Roy children from Succession.

Someone should make a show about this farce.

"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...

10.12.2024 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am well, just a bit wet at the moment. We've got a couple of days of soggy rain scheduled. How are you doing?

10.12.2024 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh. I don't think too much about Bezos when I order stuff on Amazon. Elon is an idiot. Twitter was there before him, hope it's there after him.

I don't equate my use of the app with its owner.

10.12.2024 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the land of the touchscreen be a knob. Tactile and terrific.

10.12.2024 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You are likely right. I'm keen to watch the car crash that is Twitter from inside the car for now though.

If they can hurry up and get decent animated gif support here the switch may happen sooner.

09.12.2024 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. Not here very often.

08.12.2024 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could wear them as subterfuge maybe?

04.12.2024 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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