Retsoor's Avatar

Retsoor

@retsoor.bsky.social

Tremendous savings: https://linktr.ee/retsoor

1,812 Followers  |  203 Following  |  1,434 Posts  |  Joined: 14.06.2023  |  1.8168

Latest posts by retsoor.bsky.social on Bluesky

🀘

10.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if the singer will have to visit the drummer's house for the reunion

09.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you: [freaking the fuck out] RESTORE ALL TABS

09.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[hissed into intercom] welcome to stuff you'll throw away

09.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/did:...

08.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

[hissed into intercom] pain is a form of intelligence

09.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you: [absently] I lead a very interior life

mcdonalds intercom: you're holding up the line

09.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a map w pins everywhere we've had sex that spells FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

08.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cop: you have the right to remain silent

john cage: *smiles*

08.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

[to doctor] on a scale of β€œeverything is” to β€œstunningly”

06.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if the gap in our experience of recent events does not give me faith in the success of our mutual endeavors

06.10.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if the phrase "leaned in" should always be italicised

05.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[cracks knuckles] everything is bad dot book dot death

04.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a refrigerator shaped like a giant geek bar

03.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you are not alone

03.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s our answer

03.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if it doesn’t matter that you wonder if it matters

03.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a smart car that vapes

03.10.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a sign of general malaise or the dark side of a logical worldview?

02.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hang in

02.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

paradise by the geek bar light

02.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if β€œI’ve been told I think too much” is not a halloween costume

02.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a type of infection that makes ever story boring, every song worse, every color dimmer & every word wrong

02.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

them: what you doin

you: the best I can

02.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if β€œfor to be descended & born by emperors is pure chance & is rated no more highly”

02.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[shouted over club noise] I said love is a form of violence toward the unloved

28.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[shouting over club noise] I said marriage is a word

28.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honk if what could have been is you

28.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œanother truth has penetrated the truth” - foucault

26.09.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May I chime in with a fantastic cover recorded by Guiding Light / band of @retsoor.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNGX...

bsky.app/profile/soto...

21.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@retsoor is following 20 prominent accounts