Retsoor

an app that dings when you wink

honk if “pale is the white satin of his doublet”

what idiot called it auto & not fan fiction

@retsoor.bsky.social in here somewhere

There's a better way to use car alarm

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honk if using an “IQ test” is the diagnostic tool

honk if bring me the head of duane “valentine’s day” read

”you’re all nepo babies” - god

[hat] make america possible again

So You've Chosen To Wear A Hat

honk if you haven't yet earned death

mechanic: what’s the prob

[america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff

honk if the post you don’t send is the last thing to post

honk if you’re happier than you feel

so in love we discover we have asperger’s

"where isn't waldo?" - the buddha

[snatches yr face from creek] got it

[grabs your face] found it

[shouting over club noise] I said epistemic dangler

[stares at self] how do I fit in there

burger king: have it your way

you: *abolishes money*

[picks your face up] here it is

honk if you heard a song nobody wrote

honk if true beauty wishes it wasn’t

[surveying your family tree] do the math

jurassic park but epstein island

eyes wide shut but dinosaurs

you: lay it as it plays?

barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired

a tree that slowly tries to get away

them: [shouting] what do we want

you: nothing

them: when do we want it

you: never

[meditates once] so you should view this fleeting world: a star at dawn a bubble in a stream a flash of lightning in a summer cloud a dream