Michael

Does anyone even use this app anymore

Hi I got a digital camera

Had the strangest date of my life tonight. He was super in to me, initiated everything, made out with me in his car, gave me his number, and then when I get home to text him I see that’s he’s blocked me everywhere. Wtf

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Wtf is 346? I think not

I don’t answer phone calls from Houston if they don’t have a 713, 281, or 832 area code

I get so sad when I have to be away from my cat for more than a few hours….I miss her so much, the pain is palpable 😭😭😭 my sweet precious baby angel from heaven

New Year’s Eve being on a Tuesday is so ugly

Physically don’t have it in me to do any work for the rest of the year

Just had the worst bout of sleep paralysis I’ve ever had during my Christmas nap. Truly felt like I was dying. Anyway Merry Christmas to everyone!

My teenage brothers told me there was a fight in their school and I asked if they recorded it and put it on world star hip hop and they looked at me with the most confused look and asked, “what’s world star hip hop?”

I’m old as FUCK apparently

If I were to become a drag queen wrestler, my name would be Erin Rock A Bitch

Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone

Once again, I have a strong and sudden urge to move to Chicago

The problem with RHOBH is that all of the side characters are more interesting and entertaining than the main cast. Like give me a show with Jennifer Tilly, Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Kathy Hilton, and Kim Richards as the main cast

Has anyone made an LPSG page for Luigi Mangione yet

I wanna jack his schlossberg

I miss when Lana was overweight and unpopular. She was so real back then

I have recently become entranced by the musical stylings of Ms. Linda Ronstadt

Playing trance house music to calm my cat down on this car ride

Could you leave please? You’re right in my eye line.

a woman in a pink dress is sticking her tongue out while talking to another woman . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sticking her tongue out while talking to another woman .

I, um…..okay - yes, ma’am

a woman with blonde hair is wearing a green dress and earrings and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a green dress and earrings and looking at the camera .

What does this mean

Ray of Light, Music, American Life, and Confessions are Madonna’s best albums

She’s been so cuddly tonight 😭 #cats

I don’t know how I’ve never been here, I need to check it out!

Hi :-)

The main late night hosts are either lobotomized (Fallon) or 2nd rate liberal pundits (Colbert/Kimmel). Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay are now portrayed as lovable teddy bears with hearts of gold. This has to end

My solution? Reboot Fashion Police. Reboot The Soup. Give Kathy Griffin her own daytime or late night talk show. Enough with the women of The View holding hands and singing kumbaya and Drew Barrymore crying and molesting the guests on her couch. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT! MAKE TV MEAN AGAIN!

There’s a huge void in the media landscape because of the demise of Joan Rivers and Wendy Williams. The pendulum has swung way too far in the other direction and everything on TV is now way too sanitized and schmaltzy. The people yearn for snarky divas skewering the rich and famous