Creature Wife 🐾ΘΔ

Tugging my puppy husband onto my lap and groping his sheath in front of everyone

Ideal honestly

Yes, this is in fact me
I am biting you (affectionate)

Baps your snout with a newspaper

The Internet was a terrible place when I was growing up, it still is, but god

I wouldn't be who I am without it, the enshitification and purification of everything is so incredibly draining

Be a freak!! Have four paws, bark at strangers, draw knots and spades and belly nips
ΘΔ shit up tbfh 🙏👏

I'm considering ittt
I need to be careful with my money (I just bought a new vr headset) but it'd be nice as a game I can play on my handheld

I am tempted to get it
Stories 2 was pleasant even though I only played through some of it

Crying.. Weeping, even..

But I don't WANT to be upright!! LET ME SLUMP
Let me be my kneeless, cylindrical self..

Becomes a cylinder I guess
Rolling around from now on, I've removed my knees...

Banned from the store from being too much of an animal, smh smh

Showing you my knees, really just motioning towards them, all four of them
Look at me, I'm problematic

As someone who also walks on their tippy toes
Yes, yes you are

My legion go's retrowave steamos start-up movie makes me miss the OG PlayStation startup sound
I feel old (I'm 28)

Spin the metaphorical wheel of creature genitalia 🛞

Absolutely would

I hate this sentence but it'll probably happen

Hiking one of my hindlegs up just enough to give you a good ol view of what's between my legs
Is it a sheath? A cookie? Nothing at all? Who knows!

This isn't very surprising

I forgot how good inception is and how much of a "fuck you" the ending is, God

I'm so fuckin eepy
I don't want to be here for another five hourssss

.. Urk, probably whilst I'm busy cleaning up the mutt who just pumped a load in my womb..

.. Cry and gush, probably..
Rhhrf.

.. Hey I've always liked them a lot, I'm not exactly going to complain about having my scruff bitten and spade smacked around by a handsome dog..

.. Y-yeah, that's a good way of describing it..
I bet he'd treat me like a bitch to dump a load into..

Man the purification of the Internet is such a fucking joke
Just let people draw things fucking, who cares if they have four legs or whatever

Ghf.. Yeah, that's what I need

.. Honestly probably houndour esqe, a lycanroc and a beast probably would get a puppy shaped thing with horns out of it -

Ah
This is really good
Man I'd let him stuff me full of eggs

Gets my critter drawn in Rem's outfit
Throws a pillow at you