T-1000 turning itself inside out in a vain attempt to stop itself from melting in a pool of molten lead
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
RAIDEN: the bathroom?
COLONEL CAMPBELL: the human bathroom.
RAIDEN: thats absurd!!!
ROSE: but its true
ME: [laughing] hey man, whered you get that boule? the boulangerie? [high fives other bully]
The consequences of my actions!
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me watching blade runner: damn that sucks! also i want to go there
the impression i get about this place whenever you talk about it is like its some kind of mind prison from star trek that they use to break chief obrien
getting pissed off when i go there and its not a gothic as shit studio backlot
i think its cool when they make a movie like The Crow and just decide thats what detroit looks like. authenticity way overrated imo
Fuck you I cast mizu tf potion
so proud of my chapter. this is our audio, video, lighting, and PA system. we're the reason why this press briefing was able to happen at the scene of the crime that night. I'm so thankful to our audio/video people and to this website for donating the funds for the PA system.
youtu.be/9uWIwFR7xbA
This headline is fucking cooked
Considering using the “Go live” button on Bluesky every time I am eating
adobe agrees to shake coins out of hole in pocket
"Do you tire of the daily battle against gravity? Are you ready to at last forsake all earthly concerns, and commit yourself forever to the shadows dancing on the wall of your electric cave? Then allow me to present the Electric Gaming Bed 2, a new pinnacle of dire hedonism."
why does this look like a burial photo for a beloved head of state
THE WHITE HOUSE: we are connecting a sewage pipe to abraham lincolns mouth so we can make him drink doo doo everyday
CNN: we bring you live to the unveiling of abraham lincolns doo doo straw and what a crowd
finally a chair for bisexuals
that pales in comparison to MY infrastructure concept: *pulls up a screenshot from hotwheels acceleracers*
dahir insaat does this: instant mockery
elon musk does this: SHOVE ALL THE WORLDS WEALTH INTO THIS MANS ASSHOLE!!! NOW!!!!!!
remember when this dropped and everyone had to act like it was cool and real and the future
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Ir...
Chicago wind gauge
“I don’t think a JV will work"
oh this burying the lead a bit: sounds like BYD is rejecting the floated US joint venture model, and it's leveraging the US/Canada split to pursue a better deal
Speaking the truth ‘plainly’ turns you into a ‘partisan’. Then so much for a nonpartisan BBC, if the cost is truth
If you ask someone today to name the builder of Hadrian's Wall, they would give you a funny look. But historical memory is odd, and right up to the 1800s we forgot who built it.
Until in 1840 John Hodgson, an obscure Northumbrian clergyman, published the LONGEST footnote in history... 1/22
The 2001 Funcom mmo Anarchy Online had a playable race that was 100% canonically nonbinary and they looked like this
there's probably lots of reasons why hooters failed but i think the largest, and hardest to see in a spreadsheet is that the plausibility of "liking it for the chicken wings" was shattered once you could get reasonably good wings almost anywhere else
