Sir Prancelot Brainfire

Sir Prancelot Brainfire

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511 Followers 531 Following 233 Posts Joined Oct 2023
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some kind of cryptid idk

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8 hours ago

Also they don't even understand mathematics.

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9 hours ago

Brutus holding up a “This is not normal” auction paddle

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11 hours ago
zohran mamdani promises to
FILL ALL HOLES
following pothole initiative with dot

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Big Tech says the quiet part out loud. They want you to be stupid. | Will Bunch Silicon Valley guru Alex Karp says the rise of AI will disadvantage women who vote Democratic. That's what they're going for.

Palantir billionaire CEO Alex Karp dropped a truth bomb

Silicon Valley wants you to be stupid

Inside Big Tech's plan to win the college/non-college divide for a GOP that gives it unlimited power - with robots rendering a college diploma worthless

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/alex...

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1 month ago

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

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Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

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17 hours ago

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

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15 hours ago
A welcome sign with a tabby cat and behind it are the ruins of Largo di Torre Argentina A close up of the ruins One of the cats who lives at the sanctuary hiding behind some bushes

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

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14 hours ago

I'm not celebrating the Ides of March, I'm keeping the Stabbath

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15 hours ago

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

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14 hours ago

I'll take any bit of good news. It's good to see.

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1 day ago
A white bust sculpture is used as a knife holder, with multiple knives and a pair of scissors stuck into it, placed on a kitchen island.

#IdesOfMarch

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Reddit post from Durahell_ on r/DPH

0 mg trip report: I didn't take any.

Comment: What kind of visuals are you getting
Reply: I saw a spider but it was like a real spider
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6/ If Trump paid any attention to the Ukraine War he would have noticed how warfare has changed. But he didn’t. And he blundered.

Worse, the Gulf states are running out of interceptors to stop Iranian missiles and drones - meaning that soon more oil sites will be vulnerable.

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It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire.

1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

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2 days ago

Morrissey is such a mad old ham. I love it. He’s like a Victorian- on those posts he does he always sounds like a consumptive aunt in 1896 writing back from travels ‘they presented me with an entirely indigestible mess of stewed aubergine and a wine so rough as to be vinegar….the train was vile’ etc

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parody illustration i made from an existing meme. Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Sisko is screaming, "YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM!" Below is Beeker, from The Muppets. He replies, "Meep meep MEEP!"

was in a silly mood last night, so, I drew this meme. ... weed was a factor. 😄🖖🏻

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I only saw the director's cut with the Somewhere That's Green reprise fairly recently -- my mind was blown. The reprise takes it to a whole new level.

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Art by prolific British Artist Colin Hay. Most of these are from the late 1970s series of Terran Trade Authority and Galactic Encounters books.

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2 days ago
im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care"

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an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"
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2 days ago

Cyberpunk authors failed to consider that the people running the megacorporations would all be in pedophile sex cults together.

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2 days ago
Kelly (in blonde wig) saying "SHOES" Jon Pertwee in a hospital bed demanding his shoes

It blows my mind that nobody has yet made a version of "Shoes" by Kelly (the viral drag queen song from like 20 years ago) except that it's Jon Pertwee saying "shoes" in "Spearhead from Space."

Why does this not exist? Clearly the internet has failed.

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2 years ago

ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me

MAN: *tambourine noise*

ME: great

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2 days ago
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💻💨

#kith #kidsinthehall #brucemcculloch #weekend #friday

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Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026 YouTube video by The (Other) Anonymous Punter

Fuck me, this is glorious.

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Mission to the Unknown Recreation | FULL EPISODE | Doctor Who YouTube video by Doctor Who

The full recreation of "Mission to the Unknown" is up on YouTube, and I'm going to be watching it a couple of days before the rediscovered episodes of "Masterplan" hit iPlayer. It's quite brilliant. Edward De Souza introduces it as well, which is a lovely bonus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8y...

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2 days ago

a lot has already been written about the heat wave next week, including @weatherwest.bsky.social’s posts here. But it is hard to describe how truly outlandish the forecast is for next week. This is looking to be so far outside of anything that’s been observed before in March in the western US.

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2 days ago

by the way, when I say Elon's mom was raised by Nazis I don't mean that as some throwaway generic insult... I mean her father was literally a Hitler supporter who moved to South Africa in 1948 specifically for Apartheid

she coincidentally left just as Apartheid was falling

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