Don’t speak to me or my son ever again

Every time I get added to a WhatsApp group I know it’s going to cost me at least €200

The Jazz Guy in SATC is my worst nightmare

I feel vindicated having never really liked that chicken fillet roll humour TikTok guy

Real weird girl in the smoking area said to me ‘I don’t like people with blue eyes’

I’m sat there there like 🔵👄🔵

Circuit gay on insta complaining that the White Lotus is boring. The vitamin G every weekend has rotted his brain.

Tate McRae fans should be called tater tots

I feel like people are pretending when they say they liked Challengers

Sorry but I kinda hate people that have those weird little plastic babies stuck on the back of their phone

It looks like hair 😩

Die tasse kaffee und auch das glas Wein

I LOVE when French people tell me how to pronounce my own name

Shopping in Zara during the post Christmas sales is a modern day form of self flagellation

The whole ‘me and my friends did a PowerPoint presentation party’ thing is so cringe and lame

I went to Sweatbox for the first time in 10 years the other day and was one of the only people not shirtless

I think going to the club should be illegal on Stephen’s Day

I’m looking forward to having a strong salad, a glass of kombucha and 20,000 steps tomorrow.

We have such a rich culture

Naur it’s too good

All I want for Christmas is pecs and nice arms

Me going out every night this week

I hate people that hate Christmas

I think watching darts on the TV is so bleak

Last night, I went to a bar with my family, and at some point, a man sent a drink over to our table specifically for me. 💁‍♀️

It’s so annoying. But I love that I wake up before 6:00 and get my 10,000 steps in. I’ve never been more insufferable

I fancy the daddy investigator in Bad Sisters

Desperately trying to get in the spirit

I had Aquamarine super high too. It came out like 3 weeks ago lmao

Exactly aaaah

Remember that Drag Race queen that tweeted about their cage lmao