Make your money proud for once. https://store.theonion.com/products/10th-circle-of-hell-t-shirt?variant=41685273018437
And sell their flags at half price.
Shall we just call them the Pedo Wars started by Lex Loser and his Lesions of Dumb?
All this time, y’all were telling us about the women who slept their ways to the top. Come to find out that y’all all at the top knew because you were the ones forcing yourselves upon them.
Wonder if veterans with a conscience have been intentionally neglected enough to exit stage left over the years in order to weaken accountability for an administration planned to be this corrupt.
Looks like we all already paid our 2025 taxes.
This scene from Northern Exposure’s episode, “War and Peace,” echoes cries from centuries before and still reverberates in my heart over 30 years after it aired. Been breaking the 4th wall my entire God-forsaken life so we can skip to this meaningful ending.
I treat stink bugs with more respect, compassion, and dignity while ejecting them from my home than this administration treats human beings, regardless of their immigration status.
Her family must be locked in a dungeon under the former east wing.
Who will enforce this rule?
The Gingerbread House is the U.S. and Hansel & Gretel are Us.
Remember the ending, Ladies?
Get cooking!
I’ve been rethinking this whole Greenland thing. It’s big enough to fit all of this administration and its supporters. Why don’t we just Northern Exposure them and watch them on a reality show from the mainland?
Okay, the fun is over, Grandpa. Enough excitement for the night. Drop the weapon and go back to your room so we can all rest easy.
You know he slept through it
What bugs him the most is that he was The Don and feels the files really should be named after him.
This is exactly what the Somali thing was about.
Looks like ICE has been given orders to start executing American citizens.
Every single Republican talking head has been admitting to having too much on their plate and they can’t handle it. They are saying that is why they don’t know about certain things because they’re being left out of the loop for being so busy.
Betchya Mike Johnson picks the bear, too.
Trump has well intentioned Christmas Ghosts deported to Hell in the early hours of Christmas morning. Still a selfish prick.
He said himself that NYT spreads false information.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Well, I’ve been believing it, because we’ve been shouting from the rooftops that he is and has always been a textbook malignant narcissist supported by other narcissists vying to be cream of the crap and top of the trash heap
My Christmas Wish this year is that some geriatric misers be visited by their exploitative dead ped friend and the Ghosts of Victims Past, Present, and a dematerialized Future from what is, hopefully, only an alternate timeline.
Where are my neuro~spicy pattern recognizing brains that have been keeping up with the shenanigans in DC? Now, why would anyone want to block this bill? I can think of 10 reasons. How bout you?
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/5371
Help for the boring brains below…
They are murdering fishermen and potential immigrants. There are no drug dealers. They would intercept them and give the drugs to Don Jr. This is racist and criminal immigration murder policy and target practice circle jerks. This is the only way MAGA can climax now.
Hoping this is a bit, because I laughed pretty heartily, but I get you. The rhythm is gonna get you. The rhythm is coming for us all.
#shitshameisalamegame
In all fairness, he is doing the exact job he was hired to do and nothing more. We all publicly can watch him work, because that’s it.