Mauser Frau

OK SO

One of my readers gave a very cute, succinct name to a group of people in my big fic and I am falling out of my chair with joy.

Happy Halloween indeed!

Don't like? Don't play.

Dick.

blue lock, itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, sdse, ryusae

nice

enzn, doing unspeakable things to this guys cervix right here on not twitter dot com

Look, I just think men punching each other is hot.

^^^ my internal monologue trying to justify what I just wrote.

So, I don't like Halloween much. Had something traumatic happen to me on Halloween when I was a teenager. But this year! I'm actually excited for the first time in actual decades.

I'm posting a bomb drop for my fic and farming the Halloween bosses in Borderlands 4 with a friend 💜.

someone said more catboys and i said aight bet. might draw some of the other characters later too but heres Jabber, Gris, Follo and Tamsy for now

enzn, but like, leopards
also Enjin is building an entire second Zanka over there in the corner i s2g

THEY WILL ALL FIT KEEP PUSHING 💙💙💙.

enzn, man chill aint nobody gonna take him away from you

My discord: one window talking about zombie sex, and the other about three pounds of onions.

nski, (also im making Ness' dick huge for personal reasons 🚬)

A Meme making fun of Mastercard's new policy against cat ears. The top text reads "You know what?". In the middle is a picture of Mastercard's logo wearing a pair a halloween cat ears. The bottom text reads, "Cat ears your logo. "Fight payment processor censorship. Visit https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

Meme time.

Talking to somebody right now who enjoys Dead Dove a lot but doesn't write it.

I am here for you, BB. I am so here for you.

Subvert my readers' expectations? Why?

I'm perfectly capable of making two cakes. Why don't I just supervert those expectations instead??

Now's the time to call up Visa/MC to ask 'hey, how come you guys will pay for ChatGPT and Twitter subs but I can't buy certain games off of Steam?' Because I frankly would LOVE an answer to that...

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

YESSSSSSS

May it be everything you expect!

There's really no sin, no kink, no para I won't at least consider.

I get people hooked on mechanical keyboards. I'm that evil IRL.

"Wouldn't you like a story exactly catered to you?"
"Ok I'm going to close my eyes and imagine for a while"
"Wait, that's not a subscription service-"
"Yeah, tough."

That sounds like such a fun job! 💙💙💙

erotica should not come from a soulless machine. erotica should come from your local bookstore or your friends on the internet when they have divine inspiration.

You ever have a fic idea so bad you just had to go for a walk?

I want to live in a world where no one knows who Pablo Picasso was. What an ass.

エンザン enzn
Might be cold outside, but your body's always warm.

So long as there is an internet and breath in my body, those stories will be there indeed. ❤️

Me: I am too old to be this delulu about #kainess

Also Me: Did I just fucking say 'delulu'?