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What are we even doing here man

This is like when they send 3 henchmen to try and take out John Wick

The craziest part of the EA buyout to me is the number of comments I've seen from Sims players who seem to have just discovered what Saudi Arabia is yesterday

The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

ugh I think one of the gems I ate for lunch might've been a soul prison, tummy feels weird

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Force ghosts from the end of Return of the Jedi

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children

Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda

Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy

Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Playground Overhaul | Waffle's Mix-Ins Get more from Waffle's Mix-Ins on Patreon

I've made Playgrounds only require 4 pieces of equipment, and no longer require sinks and Toilets, but also made many more items count towards that total, as well as encouraged kids to use items like Slip and Slides, Snow Piles, and even Homework!

www.patreon.com/posts/139286...

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

i want a girl with a short dirk
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*

Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics.

I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul

The issue is not whether regular people will know why these flags are at half mast but that the state and its leaders know who Kirk is and decided to lower the flags in the first place.

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

marlon wayans is known for being a cool dad to his trans kid and he also looks amazing for his age

kate bush's husband @airbagged.bsky.s... • 19h This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world Travis Kelce © @tkelce I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy 00:33 • 15/04/2021 Knotabot @qbits4u.bsky.social • 8m It doesn't matter how rich or famous you are, please don't feed wild animals. That includes birds and hummingbirds. Plant flowers. Let weeds go to seed. Foraging (working) for food is healthier than a handout. Same goes for human beings.

i love my ai girlfriend but i can't stop thinking about all the sex i could be having with another ai girlfriend who was never born because her programmer aborted her

OBJ GREEN ZONE HAS JUST FALLEN TO A CROWD OF STAFFER AGED MALES SOMEONE GET ME QRF TO BLOCK MSR KALORAMA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Inzoi's upcoming "Free DLC" is also known in some circles as "an update". It's also content promised well before the early access launch, so it's not a favor to you, it's an obligation being fulfilled.

The game has had two medium-size updates since launching into EA and remains devoid of content.

#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

yes lol

It's crazy how I went to Bard College and this doesn't even describe a real guy at Bard College

🦇 OZZY 🦇

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

I wrote a My Favorite Murder spec script

Dune 3: Dune It Again

Found in the wild.
Spot on.

i’m back with the best trio
#bluelock #ブルーロック