songs about drowning

Mind you, with my luck this is going to be the one London date I'm not going to

Florence starting a new album cycle at a time of maximum overwhelm for me: ❌

Florence probably needing to launch said new album around the time Gaga tours / potential Florence guest appearance at Mayhem ball: ✅

Also I'm not sure if self-inserts even count as RPF because bitch you're not famous

Rubs me the wrong way when I see the Hozier book being described as RPF because there is actually extreme awareness within RPF that a) it's not for profit and b) the person it's about must never EVER know about it

Also my hair was red and pink for like two weeks and all the red washed away so now it's just pink

I really hate the internet right now and would love a break but the thought that I could miss stuff like Hayley Williams releasing a surprise album is keeping me from deleting a bunch of apps

Controversial opinion but Good books by Lola Young could have easily been written by baby Florence like 20 years ago. The ad libs are so Florencey.

I need a certain marketing agency to stop offering me romance books with cartoons on the cover because they're convinced I read similar before. I haven't and I would literally rather read 500 pages of non fiction than cartoon-cover romances of any gender, I'm so serious

I would like to express to the general public that you cannot watch the football and cheer while you are AT A CONCERT. Either skip the opening act or go the fuck outside. rude and disrespectful

Solo dining in an extremely noisy place and playing my favourite activity "can I recognise a song just by the bassline". I am very good at this game.

Ok so what I need is for Florence's new album to come around the same time as TLDP (better yet on the same day bc it's my birthday) and then for them to go on a co-headline tour. They can have an opener if they want as well but the co-headline is non negotiable

This is like a natural continuation to eras tour summer, honestly the satisfaction that I get helping ppl spot fakes and beat resellers, I get such a kick out of it

Peeps I caved and bought a labubu like a real one

Miley. I still love you but. That "my tears are streaming like our favourite shows" remains one of the corniest lyrics ever written. Makes me eyeroll every time I hear it.

So. Apparently hi fi systems with cd players are still a thing that exists and they cost next to nothing. I still buy CDs for all my faves' new releases. I do love my Spotify stats though so this is a tough decision to make. I'd also be limiting myself to just 3-4 artists.

Pls forgive my ignorance but do people have personal discords? Is it the same as a discord about a topic, or do you just keep in touch on there via DM or something else I've not thought of?

So since everyone and their grandmother does surprise songs now (even flippin g***** a*****) do we think that we can expect that from the Mayhem ball?? It worked for Tori Amos in the 90s *COUGH*

I love wet leg and the industry plant stuff about them when they debuted really pissed me off but listening to this new album as an adult all I can think of is that 16 year old me would have gone FERAL for it, feral I tell you

I'm sorry I have to say this, any kind of fan action that's like "place this in front of your torch" or "use this colour background for your screen" is literally the last thing people wanna do when trying to ensure they've got enough battery to get home. Just use A4 paper man.

Doesthedogdie just failed me I just looked up a film and there is NO info

Ticketmaster stop sending me emails about a***** r*** challenge. Twitter has made it v v clear that's the most deranged fandom that's currently active and I don't want to be anywhere near it

I love singing cuntissimo to my dog, she has no idea what I'm saying

Happy birthday!!!

Hate to be this person but a couple weeks ago Vinted change the shade of green on their logo/branding and it just want to ask WHY? Now it's near identical to the icon right next to it as well and I will just end up mixing them up forever

How comes I've never seen anyone on paratwt mention that in the pop star academy doc (yeah it's from last year I'm late to the party) they had these girls sing still into you as a 5 part harmony and it was INSANE???? like so good!!!

I'm afraid I will be listening to the soundtrack for kpop demon hunters for the foreseeable future

I'm actually v glad that all the scarily parasocial ppl born 2000 and after are all obsessed with the same 3 small artists but not the one that I wanna gatekeep. I will never have to cross paths with these people

This may not be helpful but from the outside it looks like you have a very active social life and are well liked and popular! I'll send you details of some climbs over on insta, consider it an invitation 💖

Meta AI suggesting possible comments under my post and one of these asks if my dog will wear party hats. Or suggests to ask about my dog's party hat collection.

Meta AI is trying to "will you wear wigs" my dog

* I didn't watch him, he was sat behind me so I only just heard him and he went through a whole journey