chris (they/he/she)

A very long panoramic commission sheet in various colors but mostly shades of red. The top left corner reads, "DORKISLANDER'S commissions!" The options are Chibi Icons (1:1) or Portraits (3:4; left side) and Character Portraits (center and right side). The latter comes in 3 sizes: bust (1:1), half-body (3:4), and full-body (9:16). A note reads that commissions are strictly for personal use, and any commercial use will entail additional fees. There's a will do/won't do list on the side. Will do list reads: OC (human, furry, D&D), SFW, NSFW (pinup, racy outfits, and kink, especially BDSM). Won't do list includes: real people (unless I know them personally), excessive detail/TMI, noncon, underage, mecha, and more than 5 people in one drawing. In the bottom right corner, there are two QR codes: one for Buy Me a Coffee (for int'l clients; right), and one for Gcash (for Filipino clients; left).

(oc) reposting the comm sheet in color!

bumping this here, too, in case any smosh fans see. i know the sheet says i won't draw real people but i've been known to (and i will) make an exception!

I see you! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

he would probably have the 214 in his tag if it was, so nah, doubt it. doesn't hurt to have wishful thinking, though

Family includes everyone! ❤️

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

mass followed the entire smosh fan starter list WAHOO (maybe i'll become a smosh fanartist)

ALT text copied and pasted from the linked website: An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

i should use this account more now that everyone's fled the xitter Damn. sorry for posting two vents and one Dog

Doge

who up questioning their life rn

(oc) what up we be feeling like this sometimes

yall ever just. detach from your body. not in a fully disassociative way, but like, that one moment where you go "hold up. i don't feel like a person" way

haha i don't feel like i'm in the right body